payday wife 

Military slang for a faithless wife, who would make up with a naive, young troop around payday, clear out his cash then again abandon him to party with other men.

The PFC finally got rid of that payday wife, who was catting around the bars.

payday wife by I, Wreckerrr October 6, 2016

Payday Loan 

A payday loan is when you get an advance on your paycheck and pay it back with interest on payday. Generally this interest is 15%. Payday loans are set up to automatically pay themselves back because you post-date a check when you get the loan. If you get to the point where you are getting payday loans from other places to pay back the first payday loan, you are fucked. Payday loans should be avoided at all costs, as they fuck you in the long run. Many states have laws against certain payday loan practices.

Dude 1: Dude, come to the concert with us, it's payday!

Dude 2: Dude, I can't, I have to pay back these payday loans.

Dude 1: Dude, just get another one.

Dude 2: Oh yeah! Then I'll have money until next payday!

Payday Loan by Kapow! June 12, 2008

Payday Fever 

A fuckwit who is not good at their job who calls in sick on payday

That dumbass John has payday fever. Just called in sick which is going to put us behind for the rest of the shift

Payday Fever by AriGoldn May 3, 2019

payday mooch 

A person who is unemployed and lazy. They survive by keeping track of friends and relatives paydays, in hopes to mooch some cash from them for cigarettes, beer and painpills ( you know, their basic necessities).

I hate payday anymore, there is always atleast one payday mooch trying to hit me up for some quick cash. They always say they will pay me back but "I keep giving and I just ain't been getting ".

payday mooch by Omegastrike September 15, 2010

Payday Poor 

A person who has a fat monthly paycheck but spends it all in the first 2 weeks and lives poor until the next payday.

- "I'm poor"
- "No you're not! You're like, rich...you get paid a lot!"
- "Yeah, but now I'm poor, because I spent it all. I'll be rich again by end of month"
- "Ah, so you're Payday Poor"

Payday Poor by poorpotato December 23, 2018

PayDay sex 

When wife/Girlfriend grants you sex for "doing good"

I cleaned up the garage yesterday Carol gave me "PayDay sex" :)
Ellen was so busy studying lately she found need to give me "PayDay sex" so to clear her conscience
Pay} day sexdoinggood

PayDay sex by fonty November 2, 2013

PAYDAY 2 

Almir's toilet

Crimefest destroyed Payday 2

PAYDAY 2 by Your Wiafu December 13, 2015