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Pasta is thek ing of food, since almost everything is made of pasta:
Pizza
Bread
Pasta
Spaghetti
Ravioli
Cake
Noodles
Cracker
Sandwich
Plates
Water
Yogurt (Yogurt, yoghurt, or yoghourt)
Air
ur mom
-Yo italian man, what did you eat for lunch yesterday?
-Well, as a starter i eat some pasta with some pasta on it , then for the first course i got some pasta embedded in a bigger pasta all covered with confetti made of pasta. After two plates i was already kinda full but i procedeed to the second dish anyway: a giant slice of pasta with some pasta sauce aaaall around it was extremely pastaicious. As a dessert, guess what, a little pasta cream with some pasta on it A.M.A.Z.I.N.G. What about you?
-Nah only pasta for me :(
Pasta by almanfu March 1, 2018
Any form of alcohol or the consumption of alcohol.
"Hey I got us a ton of pasta"
"Sweet, let's indulge untill we can't stand"
pasta by Yodia January 21, 2006
Pasta, something realt yummy and you eat it. It comes from heaven. Tastes like heaven. Is heaven.
- Where do you come from?
- I come from pasta.
Pasta by maskrosor March 27, 2017
-Hey, did you have pasta for some rush rush?-
Pasta by Uzublecker November 16, 2017
It’s a good simil to talk about penis shape without people knowing
My boyfriend’s pasta is so small I can’t even taste it
My boyfriend’s pasta is a nice round rigatoni

-How was yesterday’s dinner with your BF?
+Really well, I had two pasta dishes iykwim
Pasta by Guigote March 13, 2018
-How is your relationship with your boyfriend?
-It’s great since he has a great dish of pasta

My boyfriend’s pasta is like macaroni after the rigatoni I could enjoy with my ex
Pasta by Guigote March 13, 2018