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part-time Hipster 

One who identifies as a Hipster, but occasionally enjoys something mainstream. In some cases, they may not favor something released by mainstream, but rather reject a good portion of Indie culture.
Hipster Girl: so you seriously saw Inception?

Part-time Hipster: yeah, it was awesome.

Hipster Girl: but it's so mainstream. And you say you're a Hipster?

Part-time Hipster: damn right!
part-time Hipster by Potterfreak82 January 20, 2011
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Part-Time Friend 

A PTF is a person who desperately wishes to conduct a "Friendship Session" and will, unrelentingly, pester you until you do accept some terms. Then, after the session, they simply fade back into obscurity for weeks or months until they become bored again.
"Damnit, he's calling again!"
"What? That's the fifth time this hour!"
"Fuck it, i'll set up the damned Session so that I don't have to deal with this Part-Time Friend anymore."
"It doesn't last forever, you know. He'll bug you again in a week."
"*Sigh* I know..."
Part-Time Friend by MM3K September 29, 2012

part time homie 

A Homie that is only around when they need a favor from you
That fool aint nothing but a part time homie, he only comes around when he needs a favor.
part time homie by Celso Vazquez December 24, 2008

part time model 

A female who is attractive but isn't attractive enough to be a full time model. Will normally have to keep their normal job for self sustainment.
you're so beautiful, you could be a part time model.. but you'd probably have to keep your normal job.
part time model by flakernate September 15, 2007

part time christian 

Church goer who only attends services once or twice a year (usually at Christmas and/or Easter).
At midnight mass, I couldn't find a parking spot or a seat in church because of all the part time christians.
part time christian by dfell December 10, 2008

part-time pervert 

When your not always a pervert. But you find yourself perving out from time to time! Not easy or sleezy. making-out! esp in cars!
Chris and Mary are part-time perverts!

Part time mom 

A person who puts half of their effort into any situation regarding a child, pet, plant, etc.
She was watching her favorite show when she realized her kid was peeing in a potted plant. She pulled a part time mom.
Part time mom by PTMC May 8, 2020