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owings mills 

A town near Baltimore, Maryland in which there is absolutely nothing for the teenage population to do. They eat, sleep, blaze, have sex, and get drunk often on a weekly basis. The mall is overrun with criminals so nobody shops there out of fear of being mugged, raped, or on lucky days, both. Owings Mills High School offers a below average high school experience, resulting in a large amount of transferred students to Franklin High School or private schools in the area. To shop, most teens leave OM to seek better places to socialize such as Towson, Columbia, or Hunt Valley. Otherwise theyre poppin bottles every weekend.
1-"Lets hit up Owings Mills mall yo."
2-"Dude, are you high?"
1-"Good call. Let's hit Towson instead."
2-"Fuck that. Imma go to some Owings Mills party and get wasted."

joel owings

The name of a male madly and deeply in love with a woman called Mary Alice now and forever. Three things he's good at are fucking, fishing and fighting. This will never end and these are never ending facts.
That Joel Owings belongs with Mary Alice.
joel owings by Freyamaryalice January 13, 2022

Brown Owling 

To make love to an individual involved in childcare, i.e. nursery nurse, teacher, leader of girl guides troup.
"Mick had been Brown Owling Miss Flanagan for hours now and was quite sore"
Brown Owling by Ikeboxban December 25, 2009
Evolved from planking, owling is the sitting on a random object/surface in a perched position, taking a picture of oneself and posting in on the internet.

I hate you guys.
Douchebag 1: Look at Ted!
Douchebag 2: What's he doing?
Douchebag 1: He's owling, it's the latest fad.
Douchebag 2: What about planking?
Douchebag 1: Dude, planking is like, sooo two months ago.
Owling by Innosynce July 31, 2011

Owings Mills 

Owings Mills is a fairly large and densely populated town in Baltimore County, MD / a Baltimore suburb, northwest of Baltimore CIty.

Owings Mills is most famous, locally that is, as having a very large increase in its Black population from the mid 90's thru present, triggering alot of "white flight" to surrounding towns and Counties, like Carroll County, which has a MUCH less diverse population. Owings Mills Mall, once one of the finest in the entire state of Maryland, has fallen victim to this change....originally a high end fashion Mall when in opened in 1986, it has now lost its way, with a very large number of vacant store fronts and lack of customers. The sharp increase in crime at the Mall hasn't helped matters either.

Once an "up and coming" premier Baltimore hotspot of thriving businesses and a booming housing market, Owings Mills has, over the past decade, deteriorated to a "not so nice" place to live or have a thriving business.....unless you are a bail bondsmen, that is.
Owings Mills Baltimore County crime Carrol County Owings MIlls Mall racial diversity white flight
Owings Mills by no-owingsmills September 12, 2009

owning spree 

to be owning consecutively
1)
person 1: yo jamaal i see you with a different girl everytime

person 2: your owning spree aint gonna last jamaal

2)
person 1: i just got 4 different digits right now, u see that?

person 2: ya ya, i saw your owning spree
owning spree by Razmatazz February 14, 2005
To act in a lackadaisical manner, to herp derp occasionally, to roleplay a zombie during the daytime.
A: I'm ooing over to your place.
S: That's going to take double the amount necessary, so see you in 40 min!

A: I'm ooing to sleep.
S: Bedtime at 5AM again?
Ooing by renze April 20, 2015