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did you go down on yourself? 

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A perfect response for when another person is about to tell you a story of epic proportions or say something impressive.
Carmichael: Hey I had the most awkward thing happen to me last night, you won't believe it!
Ted: Did you go down on yourself?
Carmichael: 0_0
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on you • on your face • on your head • on your knees • on your [jock] • on your one's • on your own head be it • on your six • on you're 6 • on your back

give up on you 

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1.to stop having a friendship with someone
2. not expect
I wil never give up on you
give up on you by lmpr March 5, 2014
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put the screws on you 

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Someone who trys by manipulation to control the action or thoughts of another person.
Geez, are you going to do everything she says? Don't you have your own life? She's really put the screws on you!
put the screws on you by KROISIN September 29, 2007
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Don't make me swing on you bro

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1. One of the greatest lines ever as seen on the greatest television show: Workaholics.

2. A quote to use when you and one or more people are arguing over something minor and a compromise cannot be made.
Blake: "Our dragon is going to seal the deal, Cee Low Green style!"

Adam: "Uh yeah definately, but his name is Reptar."

Blake: "But its actually Cee Low Green."

Adam: "Don't make me swing on you bro!"
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Doom on you 

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Bastard usage of Vietnamese phrase "Du Mhan Yhu" meaning "Go fuck yourself". Used in military circles, esp regarding Murphy's Law.
Guy 1: Your ex was giving me head and she bit me!
Guy 2: Doom on you dude....
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i'm telling on you 

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usually said by younger sibling to get you in deep shit with your parents
me: HA I beat you at the game
sibling: I'm telling on you
me: no ya not
*hits sibling*
sibling: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MUM! HE HIT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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