older guy syndrome 

when a female or females become obsessed with an older male or a group of older males.
typically seen in high school situations when an older guy will talk to a younger girl and despite any amount of ugliness/dickishness the girl will become obsessed and next to ignore or look down on guys of her own age.

girl: oh this guy in the year above talked to me the other day, he is perfect, despite how he is completely unfunny unattractive and an overall dick
guy: someone has older guy syndrome

older guy syndrome by jerkinabox March 18, 2013

Older Brother 

a genetic disorder of having a male older sibling. They have two objectives on life, one to annoy the living piss out of you, and two to protect/ teach you.

"My older brother is a total prick."

"My older brother helped me work on my spiral, now i can throw twenty yards farther."

"My older brother beat the shit out of my ex boyfriend, when he tried to rape me"

Older Brother by avelmen1889 January 11, 2010

the second-oldest profession

Engineering.

The various religious texts record that in the beginning there was chaos, from which a God created the heavens and earth. That's a feat of engineering. God also said "let there be light" and there was light - a task which now universally falls to the electrical engineer.

But why, then, is engineering only the second-oldest profession? The oldest profession is lawyer. Who do you think created all of that chaos?

the second-oldest profession by bitchuck September 30, 2023

olde english 

the perfect drink for unemployed canadians like me. 8% alcohol(CAN) 7.5(USA). after this, beers taste like spring water

i busted that olde english bottle over that fat chicks neck!

olde english by brodizzle January 6, 2004

Nintendo Switch OLED 

The Nintendo Switch OLED is basically a new version of the classic Nintendo Switch which a larger, 7.5 inch OLED screen that is better than the LCD screen on the older Switch. The new dock has an ethernet port and the switch has a wider kickstand. The new Switch will be coming out on October 8th which is in a couple of months.

The launch price will cost $349.99

Pros- Better screen and kickstand
Cons- No actual performance upgrades, won't support 4k.
To be determined- IS THE DAMN JOY-CON DRIFT FIXED YET???

Guy 1: "I'm hyped for the new "Nintendo Switch OLED"! It's having that nice OLED screen and shit!"
Guy 2: "It looks nice but there are no other performance upgrades dude. It's probably better to wait for a new Nintendo console with better performance upgrades, dude."

Nintendo Switch OLED by This guy b like: July 7, 2021

OLED 

Organic Light Emitting Diode better known as OLED is a type of screen manufactured by Samsung. This screen allows for better contrast of colours. This allows for darker shades of black to show the illusion of bezeless screens. Example: The iPhone X.

Person 1: dude your tv looks awesome!
Person 2: yeah I know it's called an OLED tv.
Person 1: a what?
Person 2: it basically makes the colours really stand out.
Person 1: ok, now I need to get one.

OLED by SomeRandomDudeOnTheInternet1 October 20, 2018

Oldest Xbox known to man 

An Xbox that has this title as it was produced before all Xbox's came preloaded with UNO.

"Everyone has UNO dipshit, it came free with your fucking Xbox"

"I didn't get it, I have the oldest Xbox known to man."

Oldest Xbox known to man by Onandonandomnom August 12, 2022