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Ohio State Buckeyes 

The school to attend if you want to receive a college degree while taking classes such as "AIDS Awareness" and "Basket Weaving". The university has also been known to hand out free money to its football and basketball players, which is highly against the NCAA rules. Just ask Maurice Clarrett and Troy Smith.
School Booster: Hey Maurice, want me to buy you a new car since you can't afford one with all your college tuition?
Maurice Clarrett: Sure dawg, but don't tell Coach Tressell.
Ohio State Buckeyes by hexum January 19, 2005
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Ohio State Buckeyes 

Ohio State Buckeys are the best college in the big ten, in football, basketball, hockey and many others. Many Michigan fans will tell you they suck, however that is only because they are bitter due to their extreme losses in the sport of football at the hands of Troy Smith and A.J. Hawk. To stray away from this fact they try to focus on Cleveland Ohio's professional teams such as the Cleveland Browns. But once again their just bitter because the Browns picked up Breylon Edwards the choke artist who cannot catch an 8 yard pass causing the Wolverines to once again lose to the Buckeyes. Michigan fans can say what they wish but the outcome will always end in a Buckeye victory.
Michigan fan: F the Ohio State Buckeyes we are going to own you guys this year
Ohio State fan: just like last year rite? and the year before that? and the year before that?

Ohio State Fan 

Someone who likes to lick nuts
Roderick is a Ohio State fan
Ohio State Fan by Tmac0522 October 24, 2017

Ohio State 

The best college and football team ever and is accused by dipshits as being shity. It really is though a great college and has won MANY sports against MANY teams so I don't know what people think they are fucking talking about because they are just losers who are ashamed because they are not as good as us Ohioans. It's football team has beat it's rival, the Michigan Wolverines, 7 TIMES IN A ROW AND COUNTING. If you have any shit to say about Ohio State you can just fuck off cuz you know damn well we are MUCH better than the shit your team gives off.
Damn girl, that Ohio State jersey looks amazing on you. No wonder Michigan always looses to Ohio State.
Ohio State by Ohio State rox/Katie November 30, 2010

ohio state university

one of the most arrogant universities in the world. known for rowdy, obnoxious fans, thug football players, and thinking they are special by putting the word 'THE' in front of their name. Also known for seeing how many kids they can cram onto their campus.
Dude 1: Why does Ohio State University have so many uneducated, drunk fans?

Dude 2: Because most of their fans are band-wagons that have little to no affiliation with the school what so ever.
ohio state university by wnstni April 27, 2008

Ohio State University

An institution dedicated to producing employees for companies owned by graduates of The University of Michigan.
Being accepted to Ohio State University requires filling out an application.

Ohio State 

Ohio State is a party college in Ohio thats known for losing when it matters. In 2007, an IQ test showed that Ohio State's average IQ was 89. It ranked lower than most community colleges.
Hey bro, we just beat Youngstown State and Akron back to back! Lets go get shit faced! Ohio State is awesome, we consistently beat cupcake schools so we can get raped in the national championship!
Ohio State by Chingchang April 5, 2008