norway 

The most awesome place in the world! Kick-ass scenry and hottest babes you can find! Norwiegans are as nice as Minnesotans, as badass as californians, and as thin as Coloradians.

GUY1- The US economy is colapsing! What do we do!?

GUY2- Go to Norway! duh!

GUY1- Ohh...yeah why didnt i think of that?

GUY2- Because you voted for Obama, idiot!

norway by istalkforcashsucks December 2, 2009

Norway 

A very awesome place to grow up in, but has rather cold weather, Bondevik as Prime minister, and more computer-illiterate people than you can shake a ram-stick at.

Still, though, you gotta love it.

So, wanna go to spain?
Fuck no, I wanna stay in Norway.

Norway by Zei_Kirin February 21, 2004

Norway 

The land of gnomes and trolls!

(The Book Of Mormon's description of Norway)

Nick: Hey man! I'm gonna go to on a trip to Norway soon, can you tell me something about Norway?
John: You know what they say, Norway is the land of gnomes and trolls.
Nick: Thank you!

Norway by SoyBacon February 26, 2020

Norway 

A Place Where a lot of white People live. You can find a Hotdog almost anywhere and cheese.

Norway is a barren hotdog land: 3P

Norway by Ut mum February 25, 2019

Norway 

A very cool place that has a lot of cool history. It is a little expensive to go there but it is worth it.

Norway is awesome

Norway by Waffle Muffin Pufferfish November 22, 2019

norway 

You can always tell a Norwegian, but you can't tell them much

Norway is pretty kicking, I guess

norway by brahmabull June 4, 2007

norway 

Home of my ancestors, and also home to a town with the same surname as me.

This place rocks, its cold, and also cool, unlike..say...Jamaica which is hot and also cool.

Norway is home to a town called Kyte. Go there and hail in the ancient origin of me.

norway by vito-shizzl July 4, 2006