Negative Susan

Someone who sees no happiness in the world, only sorrow. The opposite to a Positive Sally.

Jack: WHY IS ALL THE COFFEE GONE? D:
Michael: Jack stfu you negative Susan.

Negative Susan by Positive Sally January 15, 2013

negative schwing 

When a female is so unnattractive that the male anatomy actually attempts to hide itself to avoid detection.

T-roy: Tony, your girlfriend looks like Garth from Wayne's World!
Tony: So?
G-Lo: Well when she was at the bar last night, she was causing much negative schwing!

negative schwing by G Lo September 21, 2004

Negative Sideburns 

Describes the situation where someone shaves their sideburns above the hairline. The reasons for this are unclear.

negativesideburns.com

"Hey Dude, have you checked out Petr Klima's negative sideburns?"

Negative Sideburns by Petr Klima April 19, 2009

Negative skill 

Attempting to perform an elaborate skill but failing at this task

Glen attempted to get past gavin by using skill but this resulted in negative skill

Negative skill by fassiej March 21, 2015

Negative Six 

When someone is six feet under, another way to say they are dead.

Jay went negative six after he ripped his plug

Negative Six by trapstick March 17, 2021

negative sideburns 

Describes the situation where someone shaves their sideburns above the hairline . the reasons for this are unclear, but may be a protective mechanism against inadvertently displaying ginger burns.

Did you see our bosses new haircut?
Yes he's certainly gone a bit razor happy, he now has negative sideburns.

negative sideburns by Meera Swami January 29, 2007

Negative Swag 

The condition of having abnormally low swag.

WOW, Tristan Watson has negative swag. Homeboy tripped kicked out his own feet in the process of whiffing a simple pass.

Negative Swag by /?? February 11, 2009