NMP 

NMP: Not My Photo

NMP (Not My Photo), but it was too cute to not share!

NMP by Juls_JustUnderLennysShoe June 20, 2024

NMP Parenting

Not My Problem Parenting... a style of parenting where parents utilize natural consequences for children regarding their actions. Especially useful in parenting school age children who forget their lunch, forget to wear a coat or had detention because they didn't do their homework.

A very effective parenting style that can result in children taking more ownership of their actions and develops independence and self responsibility.

Teacher to parent: "Mrs. G, your son Eli has forgotten his homework folder three weeks in a row, and now he's going to lose his recess for a week."
Parent: "Sounds good to me. NMP. I did my homework. I have a good job. I get to chit chat with my friends at work at the water cooler. Sorry Eli, next time don't forget your homework folder. Not My Problem. NMP Parenting works!"
Child: "Waaaaa... I want my Mommy to rescue me. Oh well, I hate losing my recess so you know I'm not forgetting my folder EVER again!"

NMP Parenting by Funny Moms August 11, 2014

NMP Field

When Something has an NMP Field around it, it simply means 'Not My Problem' (adapted from the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Series)

ex. Jimmy: My car got impounded because I had invalid plates on it and got pulled over.
This problem has an NMP field around it to most people except Jimmy.

NMP Field by Tom Holbrook July 30, 2008

TBSS NMP 

Too bad so sad, not my problem

*commonly used to show that you just don't give a fuck

Girl 1: omg...he just dumped me
Girl 2: uhhh tbss nmp. i dont rele care....

TBSS NMP by lizbrez March 22, 2009

NMPF 

abbreviation of NOT MY PROUDEST FAP

**online chat**
friend: hey,have u seen the porn video i told u about ?
me: yeah,NMPF though

NMPF by a boy has no name October 19, 2017

NMPT 

Noun: Not My Problem Today

I'm supposed to use new cover sheets for my TPS reports, but I haven't received the cover sheet template yet. I guess it's NMPT.

NMPT by McFitz February 17, 2009

nmplol 

a not soy dude with more t than everyone in the world combined (except me) also very humble

joe: did you see mr nmplol
chat: nmplol creygasm

nmplol by groinky gordox ggx September 29, 2020