Rigor mortis 

Another slang term for erection. Rigor mortis is the stiffening of a corpse post mortem.

Your mom in yoga pants gives me rigor mortis.

Rigor mortis by M_Dubz152 June 8, 2023

Post-Coitus Mortis 

The phase after climax in intercourse where a person becomes completely incapacitated after coitus.

"Hey babe, can you go make some coffee?"
"Can't. I have Post-Coitus Mortis."

Post-Coitus Mortis by Coffeepot666 November 17, 2021

nigga mortis 

When a person (esp. black person) has no job, makes no effort to find a job, and has no intention of ever finding a job.

"J.J. ain't goin' to the movies with us. He's broke."
"Why's that?"
"Nigga mortis."

nigga mortis by Officer Scrotes December 27, 2008

Rigor Mortis 

Rigor Mortis happens about 3-6 hours after death. It starts in the head, and goes down to the feet. It begins to leave through the feet and exits through the head. This has nothing to do with blood. That is post mortem lividty. Rigor mortis occurs as a result of a chemical change in the muscles of the decedent, causing them to become very stiff and difficult to manipulate.

Also, this has nothing to do with erections that is called a "priapism".

Because this person has been dead for 13 hours, rigor mortis has set in, and I am having trouble moving them.

Rigor Mortis by DanniCupcake October 28, 2007

nigga mortis 

When a white person is hanging out with any amount of black people and drops the word nigga. They immediately stiffen up and stay as still as possible in the hopes that the black people won't recognize they said the word nigga.

Some random white dude says nigga to a bunch of black guys, then the nigga mortis occurs.

nigga mortis by Grig starrrrrrrrrrr October 4, 2010

profugus mortis 

An insanely good metal band from Canada. They incorporate folk music, violins and a large helping of badass into their music.

I listened to their cd for 2 weeks straight, then put some other music on because I didn't want to overdo it... 10 seconds in I put profugus mortis back on because the other stuff just didn't cut it.

profugus mortis by Ray M August 22, 2007

Nigor Mortis 

Corpse-like dependency on the welfare system

JaQuon was a 3rd-generation welfare recipient, whose lack of contibution as a gainfully-employed member of society placed him in a state of nigor mortis.

Nigor Mortis by JaQuon September 15, 2009