morphling

a person so heavily addicted to morphine that it has taken over their life completely. so much so, that they are hardly a person any longer, but more a hybrid of a human and the drug itself.

some can still speak, but it will usually not make sense. they will mostly just stare at walls and bright lights. they may focus their remaining energy on primitive things such as finger painting and crawling around on all fours.

-- i said hello to your neighbor in the hallway but he just stared at me. i think he was drooling.

-- dont worry, he doesn't talk to anyone, he's a morphling.

-- you should find a new apartment complex with less drug addicts.

morphling by caseypandaa February 10, 2012

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Portalingus

Performing cunnilingus while having a bowel movement in a portapotty.

I told the lady in the portapotty id give her a good round of portalingus after busting in on her to take a shit.

Portalingus by Dr. Richard P. Staunch September 5, 2011

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morganing

to deface a known assholes doorstep in the dead of night with a foul food product. Examples include chili, spam, pigs feet, and roadkill stuffed with all of the above.

we went morganing at some assholes house and left an entire turkey dinner infested with maggots tied to his mailbox.

morganing by wendy15 June 20, 2007

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Mortality Angle

The use of possible impending death or the combination of not so impending death and alcohol (at the hands of something obscene such as an asteroid strike or supervolcano) to get a woman, or multiple women, to engage in coitis with oneself.

"I didn't think I'd be able to get her to come home with me until I brought up that program on the Discovery Channel I watched about supervolcanos."
"Ah, the mortality angle...nice."

Mortality Angle by Timmer8 January 30, 2008