Montenegro

a country that was called serbia at first then changed to yugoslavia and now is called serbia & montenegro. most of the women there are fuckin ugly as hell, they suck ass at soccer, vlade divac and stojakovic cant play worth shit and the it is a third world country and is communist....

man Montenegro blows and the women are ugly...lets go to Croatia...

Montenegro by Robert June 16, 2004

Montenegro Moldy Mayonnaise 

This substance is when you mix the following items: 15 ounces Smegma, 2 qts Sperm, 5 tbs gonorrhea infested period discharge, 1 liter of dead horse sperm and 2 expired eggs. After mixing the substances, you place it in your cabnit for 2 months, run it through the dishwasher and finally place it in the oven for 20 minutes on 400 degrees F. Finally you consume this disgusting creation with friends and family!

"My Brother and I, Zack, just whipped up some Montenegro Moldy Mayonnaise?"
"Sure"
Opens mason jar lid
"Holy fuck what is that smell, what did you make that out of?"
"Family secrete recipe"

Montenegro Moldy Mayonnaise by JamesPage February 18, 2025

serbia and montenegro 

serbia and montenegro covers a total land mass of 102,350 sq km, with 199 km of coastline. The country's terrain is highly varied, with much of Serbia's land comprises plains and low hills and much of Montenegro consisting of high mountains. The climate is similarly varied. The north has a continental climate (cold winters and hot summers); the central region has a combination of a continental and Mediterranean climate; the south enjoys an Adriatic climate along the coast, with inland regions experiencing hot, dry summers and autumns and relatively cold winters with heavy snowfall inland.

The country's biggest city by far is Belgrade, with a population of 1,600,000. No other city is anywhere near the same size; the country's other largest cities are Novi Sad, Niš, Kragujevac and Podgorica, each with populations of about 140,000-180,000 people.

serbia and montenegro is a nice country in South East Europe.

serbia and montenegro by European traveller December 28, 2005

Serbia and Montenegro 

Serbia and Montenegro is situated in South-East Europe with the capital city of Blegrade, on the Balkan peninsula with access to the nice beaches on the Adriatic Sea . Serbia and Montenegro covers a territory of 102,173 sq. km altogether.

Serbia and Montenegro is a nice place to vist if you want to see lots of history and culture (despite the ongoing tension between the minority Serbs and Albanian Kosovars in Kosovo).

Serbia and Montenegro by CrnaStrela September 6, 2005

Barbara Montenegro 

A great Gal. Great with her Dark humor, and her laugh is contagious. Stays up with Current events and you can DEFINITELY have a great conversation with her. Keeps a small circle of friends. You can count on her to dig a body with you, to running for office. Supportive. Lastly, a God.

C'mon! Be a Barbara Montenegro and help me dig the body!

Barbara Montenegro by Greatness_12 April 24, 2019

Dan Montenegro 

Very sus, very clean, ultimate golden sombrero

Yo this guy Dan Montenegro gets no box.

Dan Montenegro by anonymous October 11, 2021

The Montenegro Squirrel

The Montenegro Squirrel is a sexual act where the male is naked and does a headstand facing the wall while the female attempts to throw a playing card so that it sticks in the males butt crack. Once this is achieved, the male falls backwards causing the card to be jammed into his anus.

The female proceeds to take a dump on the males stomach while performing the reverse cow girl and making squirrel noises

"I did the Montenegro Squirrel with Meriel last night"
"Sick, I was wondering why you were limping"

The Montenegro Squirrel by Saulman500 May 10, 2024