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Mista Poopsa 

The main character from Albert Reynold's epic, "The Way of the Poopsa". His malevolent trickery is notorious throughout the novel, and his reputation precedes him, causing him mishaps throughout his journey. He meets his horrid, but well deserved, end at the hands of a cruel thief whom Mista Poopsa had indirectly caused grief to earlier in his life. His name has become a term which is coined as an adjective in many educational institutions which have the book in its curriculum, to describe those with ill-willed feelings towards another.
"Hey Tony, I know Joe has been such a Mista Poopsa to you, but don't get too angry"

"My mom has been such a Mista Poopsa lately."

mista mista 

A guys that gets you pregnant then leaves you and denies it’s his so he doesn’t have to take care of it.
Sarah’s baby daddy is a mista mista. He just up and ran once he found out he got per pregnant.

Mista Penguin 

A "Mista Penguin" is an extremely good looking and sweet guy. He is compassionate and cares about the well being of other people. He is like a penguin with how dedicated he can become to somone he loves and he would most likely become a devoted and loving father someday.

He has a wide variety of talents that no one else possesses. He's kind of like a superhero and nothing ever bothers him. He so cool and laid back that even if a bomb was going off just listening to him talk would be like sitting by the ocean drinking banana smoothies.
person 1: "Danny asked me to marry him!"

person 2: "For all he's worth, he better be Mista Penguin"
Mista Penguin by MizzEverest August 23, 2011

Mista Spyda 

A skinny bird chested frail individual. Attracted to electronics, and runs a geek squad out of his house. He also has a weakness for white women Spyda's DVDs and CDs Inc.
Mista Spyda is so skinny I can see his heart beating through his chest.
Mista Spyda by kakashiprime December 2, 2009

Mista Big Bob

Mista Big Bob is a strain/brand of K2 Spice that was popular in the southern united states in the late 2000s. Its packaging featured an image of gangster spongebob holding a wad of money and wearing a luxurious pimp outfit. It was notoriously potent and caused several hospitalizations, with several users experiencing convulsions, muscle spasms, and stuttering after smoking a small amount.
Dwayne: fuck school nigga, blow mista big bob
Mista Big Bob by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022

mista conspiracy 

A wannabe white rapper that acts black, dresses poorly in order to not look to revealing but looks like a bum and uses very poor rap lyrics in order to make a big deal on the illuminati cult.
lyrics He/she (or both) would use: the govenment doesn't anything yo, and they got no flow yo um... I'm a gangsta um... check it, tech it in tech class... I have no head mass...etc
mista conspiracy by Alex Estrop April 26, 2005