bum minstrel 

A small round-shaped lump of poo after a "follow through"

ERIC: Have you farted?
ALEX: Yes
ERIC: Lovely!
ALEX: I think I dropped a bum minstrel
ERIC: Thanks for that!

bum minstrel by Eric Alex March 27, 2007

Turkish Minstrel 

This is a sexual position in which large amounts of dental floss are shoved into a partners behind and then removed.

The floss is then tied to your partners big toe on the right foot while you strum it like a guitar and sing various love songs from 80's big hair bands.

She said she loved my singing voice and my lovemaking skills so I gave her a Turkish Minstrel

Turkish Minstrel by Brinkman1 December 15, 2009

rear-minstrel 

ass-clown
butt-jester

Dude, quit being such a rear-minstrel and get back in the car!

rear-minstrel by Jen Can May 17, 2009

galaxy minstrel 

A measure of how many chocolate confections one can secrete under one's foreskin without causing either a) extreme pain; or b) flesh to tear. An average is three. The maximum is six.

Beginners should start with Tic-tacs before moving onto M&Ms. Shoving a bag of Galaxy Minstrels up your foreskin is advanced stuff.

And remember to perform your stretches first.

I was admiring my physique in Asda when I noticed a patch of blood on the front of my lycra shorts. My foreskin had only gone and ripped again hadn't it?

galaxy minstrel by McGoohan March 22, 2005

The Minstrel Diet 

When one lives on one large bag of minstrels and water everyday.

Fatty : Hey i'm on the minstrel diet
Extreme Fatty: It didnt work for me.
Skinny: It worked for me

The Minstrel Diet by Fabsta. October 5, 2008

Reverse Minstrel 

The act of releasing spunk on an african-american woman's face.

Patrick: Yo eric wat did u do last nite?
Eric: Not much, Tanisha was over and I gave her the reverse minstrel
Patrick: Dayummm

Reverse Minstrel by jizzilla October 14, 2012

tinsel minstrel 

White person acting like a black person to try and be cool? See coonwalk.

That tinsel minstrel ain’t fooling anyone with his coonwalk.

tinsel minstrel by Vulture November 4, 2023