minetism 

A word used for kids that play to much minecraft

Cole plays to much minecraft, he has minetism.

minetism by Karsdaddy March 22, 2017

Smuggling midgets 

A term used to describe a lady that has larger-than-socially-acceptable breasts packed into a very tight shirt.

Take a look a that gir, she's smuggling midgets.

Smuggling midgets by Alex Stacy August 23, 2007

midgetfista 

Someone who takes enjoyment in the fisting of midgets.

"There is colin, he's a midgetfista"

midgetfista by Manx November 13, 2003

Angry Midgets On Acid 

Midgets that are angry and on acid.

"Dude did you see those angry midgets on acid?!"
"Yeah man, they kept flipping me off and offering me acid."

Angry Midgets On Acid by dixintha March 26, 2008

can a camel beat four midgets in a relay race 

It basically means "obviously". Similar to the phrase "Does a bear shit in the woods" or "Is the Pope Catholic" or "Is Snakes on a Plane the best movie ever"

If this definition is unclear, see Man vs. Beast 2 on the Fox Network.

"Hey Carl, are you going to that party tonight?" Carl: "Can a camel beat four midgets in a relay race?"

can a camel beat four midgets in a relay race by Max Casella May 2, 2006

Midgets Gone Wild 

A congregation of young girls and typical prostitots dressed like skanks and grinding all over the nearest moving male. Examples include middle school dances and underage clubs as well as bar and batmitvahs

did you see those prostitots dancing in those 4 each heels?

yeah, talk about Midgets Gone Wild

Midgets Gone Wild by amindformelodrama August 2, 2008

midgets under water 

a very extreme porn fetish

man that dude is wierd he loves to stay home and watch midgets under water.

midgets under water by Labon Dames June 28, 2009