Microsoft time 

A length of time that changes randomly like the time remaining counter on a computer running windows when you are downloading a file or migrating data. Referring to the tendency of that counter to read something like "time remaining: 27 minutes" then "time remaining: 29 minutes" then "time remaining: 28 minutes" then "time remaining: 15 minutes" then "time remaining: 31 minutes."

"When will you be done with that game?"

"Ten minutes."

"Is that in real time or Microsoft time?"

Microsoft time by KimJSCP March 17, 2010

microsoft edge 

Internet Explorer 12, except Microsoft doesn't want you knowing that.

I use Microsoft Edge to download other browsers, just like Internet Explorer.

microsoft edge by Unknown Synonym March 22, 2016

microsoft edge 

Congratulations Microsoft. You made a new browser that downloads firefox twice as fast as Internet explorer

That's quite an accomplishment right there. Microsoft edge really is internet explorer 12.

microsoft edge by Moz://a.com October 19, 2017

Microsoft Flight Simulator X 

A flight simulator, developed in October of 2006.

Eats alot of computer resources, needs powerful computer to run.

Guy: Hey, I just got Microsoft Flight Simulator X. I can fly military planes and stuff!
Person: Cool. Whats your FPS?
Guy: Eh.....12...

Microsoft Flight Simulator X by pieguy124 March 30, 2009

Microsoft Bob 

Bob has to be one of the worst Operating Systems ever. Actually, I don't think it is an OS. But, it's so terrible, you just got to laugh at it. On top of that, Microsoft fails to recognize this as one of their own products!

1: Did Vista get crappier?
2: No, it's Microsoft Bob.

Microsoft Bob by TBSArmstrong January 12, 2010

Microshafted 

To be screwed out of the reasonable expectation that your Microsoft software will work as intended and to discover to your horror that your software has more security holes than Swiss cheese.

David said we were Microshafted again because the MS NT server crashed and that we lost all the mission critical data.

Microshafted by symonsez March 31, 2003

Microsoft minute

A unit of time whose literal length is constantly changing due to rapid miscalculations of a computer wielding an operating system developed by Microsoft (i.e. Windows 95).

"Say, Benny! How long is it gonna take for this program to install?"
"Well Garrison, it says here just 3 more Microsoft minutes. You never know with those Microsoft minutes, though. It could be another six hours... but if we're lucky it'll only last one!"

Microsoft minute by fuckpants November 7, 2004