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Chicken McNuggets

A food product McDonald's tries to pass off as "100% White Chicken Meat", but in fact should be thought of as "100% Chicken" This is because the process of making a McNugget is as follows:
McDonald's first finds themselves a live chicken.
They then crush said chicken until all of the parts of the chicken mix completely to form one consistent substance closely resembling rubber.
After this is done, McDonald's forms this substance into a nugget shape and deep fries it; thus giving the world Chicken McNuggets.

So, as shown above, the term, "100% Chicken" is fitting; since Chicken McNuggets are in fact composed of 100% Chicken--feathers and everything.
Chicken McNuggets are responsible for 75% of the worlds fat people.
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De’mcnuggets 

De’mcnuggets by Yuri_Dopted December 29, 2019

People McNuggets 

a more politically correct word for midgets and other very short people
Neha and Sarah are so tiny, they are people mcnuggets.
People McNuggets by Gabrielle December 24, 2003

People McNuggets 

n. pl. Derogative slang for those with dwarfism; "midgets."
Yo! People McNuggets headed this way, dude...

50 Piece Chicken McNuggets 

-fifty chicken nuggets available at most Mcdonalds worldwide.
-comes in a giant reusable bucket
-great for sharing
-$20.00 plus tax
After doing chores, Tom and his brother took their $20.00 earnings to McDonalds where they ordered a 50 piece chicken mcnuggets.

ass mcnuggets 

The hot girls at McDonald's that have the perfect ass.
"Wow, DUDE! Look at them ass mcnuggets! I'm bout to get me 10 piece and dip it in my ranch!"

Chicken McNuggets

An Egg McMustache (a term built around the Egg McMuffin) is a fun thing to order at McDonald's to go with a two-piece Chicken McNutsack which is a term built around the famous Chicken McNuggets.
"These people didn't hear my order correctly. I ordered a two-piece Chicken McNutsack and they gave me Chicken McNuggets instead. They told me that chickens don't even have nutsacks. Well, they don't have any nuggets to carry in them either! I want a refund!"