maritime pour

A term used to define a drink which has been mixed with more than the regular 1oz of achohol.

Created by Sean O'Connor

Bartender give me a scotch I would like a maritime pour.

by Reggie92 December 30, 2013

Maritime Pudding Pop

Immediately after performing anal sex, the act of sticking the tip of the penis in the recipient's belly button.

My boyfriend and I tried anal for the first time last night and he ended up giving me a maritime pudding pop!

by Bort Himself January 20, 2020

maritime virgin

a person who has not had sexual intercourse on a boat in a body of salt water

These sailors keep making up stories of mermaids and mermen. What a bunch of maritime virgins.

by Maritime Virgin February 19, 2022

Marites

A nickname that is used to call a group of people who gossips about something.

"There are group of Marites gossiping about something.."

by replies November 29, 2022

maritimers wishbone

When there are two beer left on the plastic rings of a six pack. It is pulled apart by two people, similar to a thanksgiving turkeys wishbone, who make wishes. The person with the plastic six pack rings left on the beer has their wish come true.

A Maritimer is a person who lives in the Maritimes in Canada.
Generally thought to be more hickish then those from other parts of Canada.

A frown appeared on Jerry's face, as he held up what was left of the beer.... a maritimers wishbone.

by Scotian April 6, 2011

Maritime Self Service

Self-pleasurization on the Banner server.

A.K.A.- Jerking off.

"Hey dude, did you have a good time tonight?"

"Yeah, I loved visiting the Maritime home page. I ended up giving myself a Maritime Self Service."

by Good Guy Greg September 2, 2011

Marites

A Filipino version of a Karen.
Not to be confused with Maritess, with 2 s's

T*nginamo Marites!

by Galunggong May 18, 2020