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mackerel factor 

Level of smell from a woman's vagina
Leslee's pussy smelled like the morning dew and tasted like honey but her friend Fran's smelled like shrimp shells left out in the sun and tasted like a pair of old running shoes recovered from a garbage dump. Leslee had a mackerel factor of zero, while Fran had a mackerel factor of ten.
mackerel factor by bullet88 August 21, 2008

mackerel fishing 

1.when a woman gets down on her hands and knees, relaxes her anus to the point she can almost breathe out of it. then a man comes along and kicks her dead in the ass.
2. when a man cruises through all the chicks at a party with a goal of sleeping with the smelliest cunt available.
joe: that party was off the hook last night
johnny: i was mackerel fishing there... ended up with some stank ass bitch named amy. wow that was a smelly beef curtain.
joe: at least you got some.
mackerel fishing by baseman151 December 29, 2009

mackerel badger 

When you flatulate, say this to let others know you've farted but you don't want to say it outright. Originated from Invercargill we believe, and can also be shortened to 'maccy badge'
*farts* 'mackerel badger!' teacher: what? class: *giggles*
mackerel badger by yeah,nah October 28, 2010

Mackerel Tango 

The last dance of the evening where a lady has removed her knickers beforehand to provide easy access in the event of scoring
Candice "There was a very savoury aroma in the club last night"

Susan "Oh, yes, I was doing the Mackerel Tango with Steve but he was having none of it"
Mackerel Tango by laurab193 June 1, 2011

mackerel beating 

mackerel beating by Whale Shark October 7, 2017

mackerel beating 

mackerel beating by Whale Shark October 7, 2017