Lumber 

A large amount of marijuana with a lot of stems.

Like ounces of shake.

"Dude, did you see this shit she sold me? It's all lumber!"

Lumber by lol@dat March 20, 2021

lumber 

Glasgow word for hooking up with someone. It can range from just holding hands to kissing to heavy petting to sex.

She never took lumbers

lumber by Ned Wood July 20, 2023

lumber party 

Similar to an all-female "slumber party", a lumber party is an overnight between male friends.

Lumber refers to dicks. All male party=dicks. Therefore, lumber party.

Similar also to a "sausagefest", but a sleepover.

Tim: Dude did you go to Tom's sleepover last night?

George: Naw man, that was a total lumber party.

lumber party by grovecityfan March 31, 2010

lumber party 

a gathering of males, typically straight, who gather and sleep in one place, usually due to excessive drinking during a "guys night", (variation on slumber party)

Man, we got wasted at Toby Kieth's I Love This Bar (and grill) and just had a lumber party at Dan's afterward since no one was in shape to drive.

lumber party by etitan July 30, 2010

lumber jack

A gentleman who earns his living by felling trees. We all owe him a debt of gratitude for providing the material for our homes and furniture. This gentleman is soundly hated by the environmentalist who lives in a timber house.

He's a lumberjack, he's OK.
He drinks all night and he works all day.

lumber jack by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

lumber jack off 

a variation of the game ookie cookie. A group of lumber jacks or campers form a circle around a tree and the last person to jizz on the tree loses. The loser must rub the seamen on his axe for grip and then cut down the tree in order to produce fire wood for the campsite.

We ran out of fire wood on our camping trip and we decided to have a lumber jack off to designate a bitch to get more wood.

lumber jack off by BonerJammin' April 7, 2009

lumber jack

a burly man who lives and dies by the axe; lives deep within the deciduous forest where he earns his livelihood by falling large trees, the size of titans.

eats a steady diet of pancakes with maple syrup, beaver, and forest ruffage.

wears a uniform of a plaid flannel shirt.

may or may not be accompanied by a blue ox.

lumber jacks, they don't taste like lumber.

lumber jack by crimsonhawkman March 25, 2010