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East Longmeadow 

A town east of Longmeadow. Smaller & poorer than Longmeadow, but they are often mistaken for the same place. Seen as a rich town with good schooling. A town where you can find genuine people if you pick threw the spoiled white trash. Famous for a seven way intersection that outsiders will never understand and will likely cause an accident. Just like every other small town there is nothing to do there, except for the carnival in the center of town that gets progressively worse each year.
" Wanna go hang out in East Longmeadow?"

"...no, there's nothing to do there."

"word."
East Longmeadow by hahasorry April 18, 2011

east longmeadow 

A small town in the Springfield area of Western Massachusetts. A poorer version of their better neighbor, Longmeadow. Like Longmeadow, there are tons of white people and overpriced houses, but no Jews here and half the houses are average even though they cost like half a million dollars.
"East Longmeadow rocks man!"
"...you're kidding, right?"
"No, why would I be? I mean come on, this town is wicked cool!"
"...Bye."
east longmeadow by ELHSkid January 6, 2005

East Longmeadow High School 

A gross so called “learning environment” where light panels almost fall on you in room 126, and the superintendent never cancels school when you want him to. There’s probably about 7 people vaping in one bathroom at the same time, and our sports teams have gone very downhill since our best football player went to Princeton.
Do you go to East Longmeadow High School?

Yeah, that place is the worst.

Longshadowed 

To get surprisingly intoxicated from only a few beers.
I really got longshadowed when we were out last night.
Longshadowed by Thebeerista June 22, 2018

Longmeadowite

A person from the white suburbs of Longmeadow, MA. They can usually be found wearing a North Face jacket, pants that do not fit, an assortment of female-colored polos with popped collar, and typically hang out at "The Shops". A Longmeadowite usually drives a Mercedes or Lexus. some Longmeadowites can also be seen driving SUVs and Minivans. A Longmeadowite will/has try/tried to have a party, but resulted in the police breaking it up. they typically try to act "ghetto", by calling their hometown "Longghetto". Longmeadowites can also typically act snobbish, annoying, and obnoxious.
That guy was such a Longmeadowite.
Longmeadowite by James Murray January 19, 2007

Lingmedows 

A low skilled cod val (ik Ewwww) and fortnite player who has placed well in many tournaments but is still yet to make money (poor weirdo) wants to be a streamer when he grows up but puts in effort for a little bit than shows little to no effort becuase of school. he hopes to do better over the summer. he is also a proud moderator of Sammy medows and hopes to not be more of a bot