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writing login pages 

Originally written by Jonathan Coulton in his 2005 song "Code Monkey", Writing Login Pages is a euphemism for the monotony of computer programming and software engineering work. Thousands of STEM students will find themselves in soulless jobs where they will never complete a more challenging task than a traditionally simple thing like writing a login page.
I spent $80,000 on a degree that I thought would bring in good money doing something I'm passionate about. Instead I'm writing login pages.
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Tite login 

you say this when you have seggs.
it is proper to say this especially before using your dicc to push into someone's glory hole
Babe eto na, TITE LOGINNN *ugh*

Vanity Login

Logging on to a computer for the purpose of being seen as logged on
I’ll set my wake up alarm nice and early so I can do my vanity login, I’ll sleep some more after that.
Vanity Login by Poidah April 22, 2020

theo-login

Someone who drops into a secular blog to post a comment for Christ.
The theo-login kept arguing long after the regular commenters identified them as a troll.
theo-login by Emu Sam September 29, 2008

Bean Login Ass 

Dhevan, the person you use the term directly to. Can be used as a joke towards his Tech Support habits, or to his Bean like skin complexion

Apartment login 

"apartment login" is a sentence my friend came up with. Im unaware of its meaning or the history behind it.

If someone comes up to you and says "apartment login" you must say apartment login back, in which creating a loop of apartment logins.
person 1: "apartment login"

person 2: "apartment login"

person 1: "apartment login"

person 2: "apartment login"

person 1: "apartment login"

person 2: "apartment login"
Apartment login by focaei.ceo December 14, 2023

Logan Grimes 

Australian college student and youtuber aka soundcloud rapper (see “J. Grimes”) . Notorious for his terrible music and crazy hair. he makes YouTube videos about the crazy shit he does as He’s prone to criminal versatility and shows no remorse for his reckless crimes, he may be beautiful but he’s no angel. Not much is known about his origin but he enjoys breaking the rules and is considered a 12 year old in an adult body. if Logan is mentioned anywhere usually crime or violence follows. please stay away from this guy if you value your sanity and soul
Girl 1: omg Tyler is so hot
Girl 2: he’s not Logan grimes though

Girl 1: ew you like Logan ?

Girl 2: hell yes! there’s just something so mysterious about him

Girl 1: well if you wanna end up a single mom with her baby daddy in jail then go for it

Girl 2: .........