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lampshade 

What they made out of Cooper's Grandparents.
Helmut! Vere ist the Shylock's vith das tattoes? I vill make Lampshade's out of them!
lampshade by Greg February 5, 2004

Lampshade 

A person who is highly stupid, perverted, sexy, ugly, smart, annoying, smelly and really anything you can think of.

To describe the reason for calling someone "lampshade" is almost impossible since it covers all aspects of what a person might be, except if the person is depressed, then he is a lamp from IKEA
I just want to jizz on her tits and tell her mum about it.

Duuude, your such a lampshade
Lampshade by abc800itd March 1, 2011

lampshade 

a foreskin so big, you can make a lampshade out of it.
the uncut dude has a lampshade
lampshade by Illinois Joe November 21, 2004

lampshade 

An Eliabethan collar used on injured cats and dogs to prevent them from picking at the site of the injury. Also called a lampshade collar.
The cat needs a lampshade so she doesn't rip up her stitches, even though she hates it.
lampshade by meow2u3 February 18, 2008

Lampshade 

when people eat wierd unknown things
Brittney likes to give nick lampshades on christmas
Lampshade by loverfun678 August 13, 2011

Lampshade 

Lampshade: kinky sex.
Lameshading: To have kinky sex.
Jill: What would you like to do after dinner?
Alex: Figured we could take a long walk on the beach, while watching the sunset go down. Then afterward we could lampshade.
Jill: You're such a dork, can we just skip to the lampshading?
Lampshade by Mikes like woah August 18, 2008