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most commonly refers to def amazing people. usually connected with many people, even the coppers! hitchikers and hobos. love ice cream, but needs water to constantly drink cuz oddly enouf they get super thirsty while the ice cream is in their mouths. ODD PEOPLE. never critical. a family of kriegers can make the perfect companions for an afternoon stroll around the town.also like to tease people consantly
-geez they look like they are having fun!
-i know. i'm so jealous. they are so kriegers.
Krieger by myrealnameis... April 30, 2009
a small, disturbing, bothersome growth located usually on or around the penis.
Person 1: "Dude so what did the doctor say?"
Person 2: "He said its a Krieger....i have to get it surgically removed"
Person 1: "Bummer"
Krieger by BlueSquirrel93 March 15, 2009

kriegering 

You still owe me money, I'm tired of you kriegering me like this.
kriegering by Moper69 November 24, 2014
Even Don Magic Juan would be proud of this slick manuever. This particular endeavor is preformed by getting a cheap bottle of vodka usually Bankers Club is the vodka of choice. When you and a girl are doing shots you of course give her a double shot of vodka and you must covertly give yourself a shot of water, without the girl noticing. After 15 mintues the girl will be half naked and your average man will become 10 times more attractive. To properly perform this operation you must know the girls limits otherwise you will not be getting laid and the girl will be head first drenched in toliet bowl water, looking like the girl that comes out of the TV in the ring.
"Last night me and this guy were drinking and i got so shitfaced that i fell into his toliet and broke it."
"Oh shit you got Klingered!"
Klingered by Sir Douglass May 5, 2007
“Hey sarah, I heard you got kingered last night
Haha yeah,who told you omg”
kingered by Lah-mao October 16, 2017

Kriegermeier 

A verb.
The action of forcing another to perform analingus on a partner after that partner has just defecated.
1. Why do so many German pornos have to include a raunchy Kriegermeier scene?

2. As if getting raped wasn't bad enough, they made me perform a corn-filled Kriegermeier.

3.
Person 1 - Spreken zie deutsch?
Person 2 - Ja
Person 1 - I am going to Kriegermeier the shit out of you.