kobeni 

VANCE

how did this mf kobeni not die

kobeni by neferpitouapologist July 19, 2021

Kobe 

He is the weirdest boy you'll ever meet, but he never fails to make people around him smile. He is tall, skinny, and enjoys playing games and watching fantasy and fiction films. He has amazing features, an amazing voice, and an adoring nature. But he lowkey a freak when you least expect it.

Wow, Ivan sure is lucky to have a guy like kobe as the love of his life.

Kobe by Ivndrei December 15, 2021

kozee drunk 

A level of drunkenness after 8 everclear shots in which urination takes place in the shower with an abundance of open stalls and cellular devices replace alcohol in the fridge. This level of drunkenness usually involves lack of memory, MIC's, and a great story to tell everybody.

Bro, your pissing in the shower?! You must be kozee drunk!

kozee drunk by Klub Kozee September 8, 2012

koblex kid 

An insult adressed to a person, usually used by low IQ League of Legends players. It means that the person is deranged and autistic, behaving like a child.

"Fucking koblex kid." -possible League of Legends player
"Damn that Lee Sin is such a koblex kid." -real League of Legends player

koblex kid by Ravensoul4321 January 23, 2022

Kobe Bryant 

an amazing person. a legend that deserves all the love and attention so does his daughter. RIP legend. #MAMBA

“What’s your favorite numberS?”

“Kobe Bryant’s number 8 and 24”

Kobe Bryant by btscoolkids January 26, 2020

Kobe through it 

1. Taking on injuries like a warrior, possibly hitting multiple game winners and giving out 40 point performances to remind the haters that half of you is still better than two of them.

2. Sucking up pain and still going hard despite the pain.

1. Despite a index finger, back spasms, minor ankle problems, and a pinky finger that wasn't allowed surgery to heal correctly, Kobe Bryant Kobe'd through his injuries, supporting his team until finally receiving another, more serious, ankle injury. Realizing that Kobe'ing through it was no longer rational, he finally allowed himself rest.

2. "Shit, son, I might have sprained my wrist."

"Man up and Kobe through it!"

Kobe through it by kevlarcasm February 19, 2010

Kobe Special 

A large gift a man gives to his wife to appease her after he's had an affair. After sleeping with another women, Kobe Bryant bought his wife a ring that cost as much as a large house.

Tiger: “I have to run to Zales to get a Kobe Special."
Friend: "What's that?"
Tiger: "A house on a finger."

Kobe Special by marybethjones November 29, 2009