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Hey, how bout giving me a knobber.
Knobber by Billy Washington April 6, 2003
Small knobbly unerect dick. Usually to describe a person rather than their dick.
Shut up you fuckin knoblet.
Knoblet by Sulpher Dragon April 22, 2005

knobable 

Adjective;
A woman of great beauty with whom one would very much like to have sexual intercourse.

Generally when used in a social situation it is pronounced in a French accent (as one would pronounce "Incroyable", for example).
Hey mate, look at that lady over there, she's well knobable!
knobable by Roopybabe November 22, 2013

Goober Knobber 

Its when you look in the newspaper obituaries for a recently passed old woman. Then you and your friend dig her up from her grave. Guy 1 puts mouth on the old womans vagina while guy 2 jumps from the tombstone and lands on her stomach. Whatever lands in guy 1's mouth is a goober knobber
Your breath is terrible, that last old bitch gave you a stanky ass goober knobber.
Goober Knobber by niccuh65 December 1, 2010

Knobbled 

To be completely screwed over by the world and/or another person

i'm completley knobbled! I havn't done my homework
Knobbled by Jono The Great July 14, 2006

Wobbley Knobler 

The act of violently shaking your semi-erect penis in such a way as to mimic a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man.
I did the wobbley knobler for my girlfriend to entertain her; she was very impressed.