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cop knobbler

One who purchases and drives a used police vehicle because he's an asshole; particularly one who gets a motorcycle and wears an "official" looking helmet to go along with his cheap, crooked aviator sunglasses and cheesy, porn mustache.
All of a sudden this patrol car pulls right up on my ass, I start shoving the buds in my mouth and chewing like crazy - then I realize he's just a fuckin' cop knobbler! ... so I ran him off the road.
cop knobbler by thedalailummox September 1, 2010

Knobbled 

To be completely screwed over by the world and/or another person
i'm completley knobbled! I havn't done my homework
Knobbled by Jono The Great July 14, 2006

cob knobbler 

A woman (or man, whatever submerges your submarine) who gives awful blow jobs. The name originates from Cobzeus, the Norwegian goddess or corn shucking, who once treated Hermes' penis as a cob of corn.
Yeah, Julia Roberts is really hot, but i heard she was a cob knobbler. And anyways, she's a homewrecker, and she's not hot.
cob knobbler by Hanzeus September 29, 2003

knobbler 

A contraction of the word knob gobbler. A person who performs fellatio
Diana is Shah's knobbler.
knobbler by Bob'syeruncle January 11, 2009

gob knobbler

One who: knobbles gobs
Someone knobbling a gob... ie. that Jeff sure is a real gob knobbler

A Knobble 

When you land a 98% but it doesn't matter because you wanted a 100. Based off the Geometry Dash Fail on Bloodlust when the Player Knobbleboy died at 98%
Ling: Darn it! I got a 98 on my test my parents are going to kill me!
Mason: Thats a Knobble
A Knobble by NotA10YearOld June 5, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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