knobable

Adjective;
A woman of great beauty with whom one would very much like to have sexual intercourse.

Generally when used in a social situation it is pronounced in a French accent (as one would pronounce "Incroyable", for example).

Hey mate, look at that lady over there, she's well knobable!

by Roopybabe November 22, 2013

cop knobbler

One who purchases and drives a used police vehicle because he's an asshole; particularly one who gets a motorcycle and wears an "official" looking helmet to go along with his cheap, crooked aviator sunglasses and cheesy, porn mustache.

All of a sudden this patrol car pulls right up on my ass, I start shoving the buds in my mouth and chewing like crazy - then I realize he's just a fuckin' cop knobbler! ... so I ran him off the road.

by thedalailummox September 1, 2010

Knobbled

To be completely screwed over by the world and/or another person

i'm completley knobbled! I havn't done my homework

by Jono The Great July 14, 2006

cob knobbler

A woman (or man, whatever submerges your submarine) who gives awful blow jobs. The name originates from Cobzeus, the Norwegian goddess or corn shucking, who once treated Hermes' penis as a cob of corn.

Yeah, Julia Roberts is really hot, but i heard she was a cob knobbler. And anyways, she's a homewrecker, and she's not hot.

by Hanzeus September 29, 2003

knobbler

A contraction of the word knob gobbler. A person who performs fellatio

Diana is Shah's knobbler.

by Bob'syeruncle January 11, 2009

gob knobbler

One who: knobbles gobs

Someone knobbling a gob... ie. that Jeff sure is a real gob knobbler

by Matt from that Christmas party, remember...ya you do....you used to be pretty December 25, 2007

A Knobble

When you land a 98% but it doesn't matter because you wanted a 100. Based off the Geometry Dash Fail on Bloodlust when the Player Knobbleboy died at 98%

Ling: Darn it! I got a 98 on my test my parents are going to kill me!
Mason: Thats a Knobble

by NotA10YearOld June 5, 2018