When a man puts feces on the backside of his balls, or scrotum. The man leaves the feces on the back of the scrotum. Once he goes to engage in coitus he rubs the tip of his penis on the back of his scrotum, covering the tip in feces, giving it the appearance of a chocolate egg.

“I heard Brad and Angelina got a divorce because he gave her a Kinder Surprise Egg” “Dude, Chris Gave Chelsea a Kinder Surprise Egg last night!”

Kinder Surprise Egg by DickRichards May 27, 2018

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Kinder (aka Kinder Surprise)

“Kinder” is most commonly used regarding a male’s package/genitalia.It can also be used regarding women genitalia.

When you meet someone new and have not seen the “kinder” before. You know you are getting your "sweet fix"... but what the prize is;is unknown until you unwrap the foil.

Can be used in phrases such as:

Girl 1: “I made out with a new guy hard core last night”

Girl 2: “Ohh ya… how was that?Did you check out his Kinder (aka Kinder Surprise)?”

Girl 1: “Dam yes, and it was an awesome surprise..I wish I could take a picture and place it on the top of my computer”

Kinder (aka Kinder Surprise) by 8Woody November 8, 2009

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Reverse Kinder Surprise

When you remove a girl bra, and her breast are smaller than they looked, e.g. like Kinder Surprise, but instead of getting a good Surprise, you get disappointment

I took a girl home from the bar, and when I removed her bra, I got a Reverse Kinder Surprise

Reverse Kinder Surprise by brushnz February 4, 2022

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Dutch kinder surprise

Forget the dutch oven!
Lets talk about the dutch kinder surprise! When a woman farts sitting up and it accidently slides into the vagina and she lets her partner go down later on only for her to let it come out like a dutch kinder surprise in their face!

I am not going down on you again, last time you ripped a dutch kinder surprise in my face and it almost cause me to get a nosebleed!

Dutch kinder surprise by Siginutcutter April 28, 2026

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