Daniel Kessler 

The guitarist and brains behind Interpol. Daniel has been a lover of music since he was a little tyke back in London, England. He's one smart kat and really hot. He also looks like he's getting a blow job when he is playing his guitar.

Person 1: Who's that hot Amish guy?
Person 2: That's Daniel, the gutarist of Interpol.

Daniel Kessler by LolaLola August 31, 2005

daniel kessler 

Guitarist in band interpol shy and cute with funny beard.

Will be seen dancing strangley

daniel kessler by jen March 25, 2005

Julius Kessler 

The Greatest fucking beverage in the World

"Well guys I feel like a pimp, I just drank a fifth El Julius Kessler."

After those shots of Julius Kessler I feel ready to beat my woman....like a true red-blooded American.

Julius...it enlarges the cock.

Julius Kessler by Dick Handle February 24, 2009

kristian kessler

1.Another name for a person who is laugh your ass of hilarious, attractive, and an overall awesome guy. This is the type of person who you want to have your back because when it comes to arguments, he doesn't loose.

2.When a man has a 13 inch penis and announces it randomly, while a crowd claps for him. This is pulling a kristian kessler.

Wow, did you see the size of that guys dick?! He must be a kristian kessler!!!

kristian kessler by KesslerMcJewNose April 18, 2017

ariel kessler

An Ariel Kessler is the the name of the feeling of having jizz in your eye. When someone busts a nut into your eye you will feel an Ariel Kessler

I'm feeling an Ariel Kessler right now

ariel kessler by Nickolaj November 14, 2019

Dirty Kessler 

When a white surfer looking guy only goes after the black girls at the bars. Also kind of a cheap ass.

I pulled a Dirty Kessler and brought home 4 black girls mate!

Dirty Kessler by CTSmalumababy June 13, 2020

Sadie Kessler 

A beautiful and somewhat sarcastic girl. She always has something nice to say unless you get on her bad side. The only way to get along with a girl like Sadie is to accept who she is and not who you want her to be.

Sadie can be a very serious person but she can also have a dirty mind. She is very sweet but can sometimes become a bitch and piss people off. She can also be very gentle but then turn right around and kick some ass in a sport.
A Sadie has mixed emotions a lot of the time she could be completely in love with one person will she is completely angry with another.

To sum it all up a Sadie Kessler is a beautiful, kind, sweet gentle, romantic girl with a very funny bad side. On that bad side she could be a bitch, who can easily piss you off, kick some ass in a sport or in public, be extremely aggresive, and completely despise you.

That is a Sadie Kessler

OMG she can be such a Sadie Kessler! She just cant make up her mind!!

Sadie Kessler by LOL-246-Me January 12, 2012