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Keel, like a bean can be very salty. But a Keel can also be the best person you ever meet. He will love you, and show you have much he cares daily. They will keep you on your toes at all times as well. They will make you happy and always try to help even at his one expense. She is beautiful, kind, and kind of a jerk.
Person1:"I have such a great friend!"
Person2:"yeah that's Keel for you"
Keel by Potatolord-beansaver November 22, 2021
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Keel is a term used mostly in Blowing Rock of North Carolina, it's a slang for a cart with feet.
"Hey man I just saw a keel!"

"What the fuck! keel's are real?"
Keel by ToeSnatcher47 January 2, 2022
a shortened version of kill yourself
just the word kill but mispronounced

Backstory: originally ment to be go kill yourself but then it was go kill the go keel now it is just KEEL.
Go keel
KEEL by Banana_man_1 October 23, 2022
“Keel” A way to say slowly falling, or slumping. Mostly used to refer to someone/something that has recently died.
By the look of it he just… keeled over. Poor fellow.
Keel by Bigsmellycunt December 21, 2022
Surname of the most famous My Little Pony creator in the 2020s.
Keel by King Of My Little Pony July 12, 2024

Keel over and DIE 

A curse Michael Rosen can call upon you to make you, well, keel over, and die.
Harold Rosen (Michael Rosen's father): I hope you get an STD
Michael: how about you go Keel over and DIE

Harold immediately keels over, and dies.
Keel over and DIE by TheMagicBean October 8, 2017