De Kalb Texas 

Lame,where the pilfer people live.The most throwed off twacked place ever in B.F.E. Texas.Bunch of nosey skitzed of shit talkin liers in Texas.Boring.

The only thing people want to do here is talk about things they know nothing about.Then sit at home or anywhere for that matter and get high and have sex while stealin or pilfering everyone and anyones things....Knowitall but nothing at all people.do nothing but gossip in De Kalb Texas

De Kalb Texas by Stuck in B.F.E. De Kalb Texas April 28, 2011

Austin Kalb 

Dick suckin pussy boy, usually smokes Reggie an sucks dick for coke.

Austin kalb sucked zenens dick for blow

Austin Kalb by Lil backwood August 26, 2017

Kalbag 

Somebody who is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about.

Laura: I am so cool and smart, everybody loves me!
Dave: Shut the hell up you Kalbag!!

Kalbag by PeteLeMeat February 2, 2014

Kalbag 

Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, close to have reached fucker or motherfucker. Not to be confused with douche.

Rob:He kept hitting on my girlfriend at the party, he just wouldnt leave her alone!!

Sam: God, what a kalbag.

Kalbag by Samthecandleman November 5, 2013

Kalboishakhi 

Also spelled Kalbaishakhi, a storm occasionally accompanied by thunder that takes place a few times every year during or slightly before the Bengali month of Baishakh (early April) in Bangladesh and West Bengal, following the hot and humid Choitra month ending an old year and symbolising the washing away of the grime of the old year.

Yeah, must be a Kalboishakhi cloud.

Kalboishakhi by A.Beng Ali April 20, 2011

kalbo 

The Filipino word for "bald head"
Screamed in the streets by Filipinos when a youngish, white male experiencing hair loss is spotted

*30 something white male with a big bald spot walking the streets of the Philippines*
Filipino 1: "KALBO!!!!!!!!!!!"
Filipino 2: "kalbo!"
Filipino 3: "kalbo." *grins*

kalbo by mackowhack October 7, 2009

Stinky Kalber

The act of deficating in the middle of a public area with others present. Made famous by a man named Max.

John pulled a stinky kalber the other night on 24th street.

Stinky Kalber by Jeff McKracken August 22, 2006