Jones Soda
Jones Soda by anna_banana3 June 25, 2005
Get the Jones Soda mug.
Too Tall Jones Syndrome
When a hypochondriac delusional tall person has a preconceived notion that he or she will die earlier just because of their tall stature.
Danny: Happy Birthday Bob! Why are you so blue?
Bob: Because dude I don't have much more time to live. I have Too Tall Jones Syndrome.
Danny: Wow man sorry to hear that? I thought you was healthy and shit?
Bob: I did a lot of research.. When do you ever see a tall old cat walking around?
Danny: Oh snap! You got a point there.
Bob: Because dude I don't have much more time to live. I have Too Tall Jones Syndrome.
Danny: Wow man sorry to hear that? I thought you was healthy and shit?
Bob: I did a lot of research.. When do you ever see a tall old cat walking around?
Danny: Oh snap! You got a point there.
Too Tall Jones Syndrome by Miss Penn February 4, 2010
Jones Soda
Watermelon,
Berry Lemonade,
Purple Pomangranade,
Maple Soda,
Just a few of Jones' many flavors.
I know a girl who got one of her photos on the label, too!
Jones Soda is amazing.
You should try it some time.
Berry Lemonade,
Purple Pomangranade,
Maple Soda,
Just a few of Jones' many flavors.
I know a girl who got one of her photos on the label, too!
Jones Soda is amazing.
You should try it some time.
Jones Soda by Cripple in da 651 May 14, 2008
jones soda
the KICK ASSINEST DRINK I DA KNOWN WORLD!!!!
taste like watered down freeze pops that are fizzy .....i know it tottaly rocks!!
taste like watered down freeze pops that are fizzy .....i know it tottaly rocks!!
jones soda by CANADA PRIDE January 29, 2005
jones soda
an amazing drink that comes in glass bottles and cans, and many flavors. try green apple. also can be referred to as jesus in a bottle.
stupid myspace whores take pictures of them with empty bottles. :|
hai guyz! look how cool i am with this empty jones soda bottle in my picture! lawl!
hai guyz! look how cool i am with this empty jones soda bottle in my picture! lawl!
jones soda by sadiesykes! February 6, 2008
Mrs.Jones Special
Mrs.Jones Special by The#1Milf October 9, 2008
joesy special
The Joesy Special is a fabled and unique sex position developed from the mystic arts, in which the man cuffs the ladies breasts underneath while he is enduring intercourse from the rear end. The Joesy Special is a once in a lifetime experience, once you have mastered the Joesy Special, you'll never go back.
joesy special by Junky Joe March 5, 2019