jonesy
jonesy by thrashed_jet March 17, 2009
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The form in which the human race evolved from. This brain has not formed into what our brains are now causing this sorry a$$ person to be slightly(UNDERSTATEMENT) backwards.
This person is also a double pink belt in origami(Thats folding paper into pretty little things if your are reading this Jonesy boy).He once got caught molestering animals outside Garibaldi's in Bury-by the police and i think is doing community service at a hand car wash place in Heywood.
So because this "person" hasnt yet evolved into the human race we are today, his looks take on the appearance of John Merrick(The Elephant Man).He is about 6'4 and has the brain capacity of a Goldfish.
This person,like's getting his b*tch ass mates involved cos he's scared of a lil 18 year old-in my words PATHETIC. I know he would get his zit welding ass tw@ted all over,but thats besides the point-he should grow a set of balls and stop running off and gettin his "lil home boys"(The Power Rangers).
If anyone would like to see this scientific marvel of the world go visit him at 02 down dumers lane in radcliffe-Just ask a memeber of staff for "the works idiot" and i am sure they will assist in showing you him.
The form in which the human race evolved from. This brain has not formed into what our brains are now causing this sorry a$$ person to be slightly(UNDERSTATEMENT) backwards.
This person is also a double pink belt in origami(Thats folding paper into pretty little things if your are reading this Jonesy boy).He once got caught molestering animals outside Garibaldi's in Bury-by the police and i think is doing community service at a hand car wash place in Heywood.
So because this "person" hasnt yet evolved into the human race we are today, his looks take on the appearance of John Merrick(The Elephant Man).He is about 6'4 and has the brain capacity of a Goldfish.
This person,like's getting his b*tch ass mates involved cos he's scared of a lil 18 year old-in my words PATHETIC. I know he would get his zit welding ass tw@ted all over,but thats besides the point-he should grow a set of balls and stop running off and gettin his "lil home boys"(The Power Rangers).
If anyone would like to see this scientific marvel of the world go visit him at 02 down dumers lane in radcliffe-Just ask a memeber of staff for "the works idiot" and i am sure they will assist in showing you him.
Guy1 and Guy2 are waiting outside garibaldi's unsupectingle when.....
Guy1-Whats that rustling behind that bush? You hear that?
Guy2-Yeah,what the fu(k's that?
(Guy1 and Guy2 go over to the bushes near garibaldi's to investigate)
Guy2- Yo that sh!t is sick,who the fu(k is that rearing that dog?
Guy1-Keith Laird?
Guy2-Nah thats Jonesy
Guy1-You mean the all mighty David jonesey boy has been caught with his kecks down getting intimate with a dog?
Guy1-Whats that rustling behind that bush? You hear that?
Guy2-Yeah,what the fu(k's that?
(Guy1 and Guy2 go over to the bushes near garibaldi's to investigate)
Guy2- Yo that sh!t is sick,who the fu(k is that rearing that dog?
Guy1-Keith Laird?
Guy2-Nah thats Jonesy
Guy1-You mean the all mighty David jonesey boy has been caught with his kecks down getting intimate with a dog?
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