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Jamestown middle school 

James town middle school (JMS) is a school with a bunch of fake ass people, everyone sucks. One moment your fighting someone the next there’s someone sucking dick in the bathroom. And these bitch ass teachers think that this “silent transition” will do anything.
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Jamestown Jellyfish 

Having a roommate sucks, and thus the Jamestown Jellyfish is a pleasurable way to leave a vengeful treat for your unsuspecting roommate. All you need is a shower and your hand. When your roommate won't leave the house, but you have the desire to rub one out, get in the shower, jerk off, and blow a load in the floor of the shower. Immediately shut off the water so the jellyfish does not disappear down the drain. The next time your roommate goes to take a shower he/she will find your special marmalade lurking in the tub.
Dude, I need to jerk off and my roommate won't leave, so I went into the shower and left a Jamestown Jellyfish for him on the shower floor. He stepped in my gelatin the next day--that will fix his wagon!

Jamestown, ND 

City in Stutsman County, North Dakota with a population of 15,527 at the 2000 census; home to Jametown College and the World's Largest Buffalo
Did you know that Jamestown, ND is the 7th largest city in North Dakota?
Jamestown, ND by nd_yeah May 11, 2009

Jamestown, New York 

A town in western N.Y. A once large industrious town that, through poor governmental choices and lay offs, has become a town full of Churches, Doctors offices, Bars and Pharmacies and Welfare.

Those running the fine town think its better to cater to the few people that visit to see the many shrines of the apparent Queen Lucy, (Whom was actually born in Celron, New York and only lived there in Jamestown for a short period of time.) rather then its many residents in need of decent housing and jobs. Thus causing and maintaining the need for its people to either depend on County, State and Federally funded programs or Become Drug dealers to even sustain enough income to keep their children.

Some would figure that it would be easier to move OUT of Jamestown then... however this is mistaken. The surrounding area requires an income of double or more to merely maintain the same quality of life as living in Jamestown. Transportation for example: A 10 trip bus ticket for in town trips is approx. $28. 10 trips in an adjoining town (for same distance trips) is around $40... a cab trip in town is $5.50-$6.50(depending on the cab co.) , a same distance trip in an adjoining town $12-$20...the same goes for utilities and rent.

To the positive, there is an ice rink and a lot of small shops and a Tim Horton.

In short...Jamestown NY is a place to visit, so long as you don't plan to stay
Jamestown, New York by Syndeep January 2, 2011

Jamestown Boy 

The act of stretching ones scrotum over ones head.
Then performing sexual acts such as oral sex and making out.

A Jamestown Boy is only possible with at least one male.
So How about them Jamestown Boys?
Lets say we go behind those bleachers and try a Jamestown boy?
I tried a Jamestown Boy and now my sack hurts.
Jamestown Boy by Ivan M. June 20, 2007

jamestown new york

This is a town where everyone has most likely heard about every single thing you've done since you were born. Girls are nicknamed booty calls here. Guys are pimps or gangsters. Most guys wear pants that could fit a whole party inside, so they can have a party in their pants. Every girl is considered a slut whether they really are one or not. No one can make a good living here mainly because all the drug dealers are getting caught. If someone has a nice car they are considered a drug dealer even if they're only a lawyer.

jamestown high school 

jamestown (NY)high school is a big piece of god damn shit. unfortunately i am a student there.
i hate school, especially since i have to go to the shittiest one on earth.