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Jack Bauer 

1. Proper noun meaning the all mighty and powerful terroist killer.

see best or greatest or even ultimate

2. A crappy counterstrike player most of the time. Can be good if playing scrubs or gimps. See scrub.
Jack Bauer is the best character in action drama television ever.
Jack Bauer by Rock Out January 25, 2005

Jack Bauer 

damn he rocks, hes the manliest guy on tv. and as for his daughter kim all i can say is daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
jack bauer rocks so hard it hurts
Jack Bauer by jacksbiggestfan June 30, 2003

jack bauer 

The man that can kill 40 people in 1 minute(30 if he's been shot)
Okay we got 5 people in that room and 30 people in the next, so Jack Bauer you're going in.
jack bauer by houjhkhj kfgkjfgj January 5, 2007

jack bauer 

jack bauer's name except for as a verb meaning to injure or hurt with force or violence
Don't make me Jack Bauer your ass.
I will Jack Bauer those terrorists.
jack bauer by B to the Rizzle March 5, 2007

Jack Bauer 

A true hero, and I wanna be him, and also be IN his daughter
Jack Bauer is a fu**ing legend!
Jack Bauer by pimpinainteasy September 15, 2003

Jack Bauer 

Jack Bauer is SOL... no, not shit outta luck. Sex On Legs. ;)
Jack Bauer is sex on legs... and Kiefer isn't bad either!
Jack Bauer by duckhunter24 August 16, 2004