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Hypochristian 

People who act holier than thou and are just real scumbags. They lie,cheat, steal, and adulterate then go to church on Sunday to make themselves feel better about fucking people over.
Did you know Chris our kids youth pastor had twins last week? Yes I do. I also know he has been fucking the new secretary at work in the break room. Seriously? What a hypochristian!
Hypochristian by Bmfsnatch March 30, 2015
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Hypochristian 

Hypocritical Christian; A Christianity based religious human that has no ability to practice what the Christian religion preaches.
An example of hypochristian behavior is when Biden took communion on Ash Wednesday, but supports and votes pro-abortion.
Hypochristian by Fiona Gala March 21, 2022

Hypochristian 

A person who's religious beliefs cause then to deny any argument before even listening to it. A person who cannot logically debate religion and instead uses personal attacks and unfounded accusations. One who judges and casts stones at people even though their beliefs teach not to. One who feels they can act in any way and be forgiven for it later because God loves them and they are special.
Hector is a hypochristian.
These guys are a bunch of hypochristians.
Hypochristian by elgringomi September 3, 2010

Hypochristian 

A person that practices Christianity but goes against all of its teachings by being mean, hurtful and nasty to people.
My sister is such a hypochristian, she just told me I'm poor white trash and will never go anywhere in life while driving to church.
Hypochristian by Attacker March 3, 2010

Hypochristian 

all of the above, anda rocking song by kult of the dead rock star
Hypochristian by tranquil_demon September 10, 2003

Hypochristian 

An individual who is diametrically opposite to the basic foundational teachings of Jesus the founder of the Christian faith. In essence they are a total hypocrite in all aspects of what it means to be a Christian.
Peter: Did you know that church is so hypochristian! They think they have the right to tell others how to live.
John: Isn't that like saying to God, "Hey you aren't doing your job right! I know what's best here"
Peter: Maybe it's an innate desire to be their own autonomous being. A feeble attempt to be their own god.
Hypochristian by The Xenograph June 16, 2011

Hypochristian 

People who claim to be Christian followers of Christ, Jesus but behave in the opposite manner. Judgmental instead of Accepting, Generous instead of Kind, Hateful instead of Loving.
They CLAIM to be Christian, but they spread hate & rejection - the exact opposite of Jesus - they are HYPOCHRISTIAN.
Example: Westboro Baptist Church
Hypochristian by Seldon Surak July 23, 2016