Human suffering 

The result of amogus and the limitations of the primitive human mind

Mentally ill Amogus person A: When imposter is… amogus amogus amogus
Person trying to hold on to their sanity: Make it end make the suffering stop please god no. The amogus human suffering will never end I guess. The only true way to defeat it is to become one with the amogus the very thing I hate.

Human suffering by Iwannadiepleaseendthesuffering May 9, 2021

Heyman Smash 

Heyman smash - referring to the terms of Heyman and Heyman monster.

Heyman Smash is known as a verb.

Its used to smash people down that let you down.

Sometimes, Heyman smash is also known as " kicking the bucket"

The Filipino God Heyman with his loyal companion Heyman Monster would rule the world of the Phillipines back when Gods were around.

They would utterly destroy their enemies with their well known move of the Heyman Smash.

This famous god also used Air Drum sticks to enhance his Smashing capabilities.

It was also said that The Greek God Thor used his lightning powers to combine it with the god Heyman to allow his Air drum sticks to become Super charged!

Thus allowing him to take down any one that challenged him.

If anybody angered this powerful god, he would also go through a heyman-charge henceforth giving him huge amount of power that is bitterly impossible to take down.

His trusty companion Heyman Monster will also take anybody that challenges his Leader by biting them with his almighty teeth of domo.

Heyman God : heyman! You can't step on this land !
This belongs to me and my trust companion heyman monster!

Heyman Monster: Thats right man! DOMO!

Heyman God : MMMMMM heyman-charge!!!

HEYMAN SMASH!

Heyman Smash by JasenOHBOY November 1, 2009

Human Snookapede 

A Human Snookapede Is where someone rounds up about ten of Snookies aborted fetus'. Which just happens to be how many she produces per day. Then we use the stem cells from the fetus' and create lab born babies. We take the mouths of the babies and molecularly engineer them to become attached to another ones anus. This resembles a Human Centipede. You then put a collar around the neck of the first baby and attach a leash to the collar and walk the Human Snookapede around town.

Dude why is that sick motherfucker walking babies with they're mouths to there anus'?

Because It's a Human Snookapede

Human Snookapede by Rezarazeraz February 7, 2012

human spackle 

The act of finishing off on a girls face and then using your dick to smear your recently departed swimmers all over her face.

She was giving a great BJ so I covered her face in my Human Spackle.

human spackle by Matt_Foley* May 30, 2014

Fine human specimen 

This is way better than fine or hot. This is the ultimate compliment. If someone calls you this you are FINE AF. Its weird to say but in the long run its a good compliment.

Person1: damn that girl is hot
Person2: broo she got curves

Person3: she is a FINE human specimen
Person1 & 2: *concerned look at person3*
Person 2: true true

Fine human specimen by Vroomvroom69 April 19, 2019

A HUMAN SKIDMARK ON THE UNDERWEAR OF LIFE 

A contemptible and low-life individual;
a person who's a waste of oxygen and flesh; the ultimate scumbag of existence!

Pete's wife aptly labeled him as a "human skidmark on the underwear of life" when he forgot to acknowledge their 20th wedding anniversary by having an illicit fling with the baby-sitter at the local hotel.

A HUMAN SKIDMARK ON THE UNDERWEAR OF LIFE by weave January 28, 2007

Human spambot

Person who goes door-to-door pushing leaflets through letterboxes.

"Some human spambot shoved this pizza thing through the door, where's the bin?"

Human spambot by RebeL_fARmeR January 30, 2007