dirty hurty 

A 'dirty hurty' is when a person applies faecal matter to a coarse piece of sandpaper (preferably 60 grit) and then goes on to use it as a masturbatory device. the rest is up to the imagination.

"Man, that was a pretty hectic dirty hurty i gave myself last night."

dirty hurty by DirtyHurty69 May 13, 2016

Dirty-Hurty 

The elegant act of using sandpaper to wipe your ass, then proceeding to wrap the shit-covered sandpaper around your dick and using it as a condom.

"I gave her a right-old dirty-hurty last night"

Dirty-Hurty by wellington_the_skellington May 31, 2016

Butt Hurty 

when you sit on a hard chair or hard surface for a long period of time and your butt hurts

After that lecture I had major butt hurty

Butt Hurty by ellie-nor May 13, 2017

Leg Hurty 

a fake condition used to make excuses so that you don’t have to squat.

“I’m supposed to be maxing out next week but idk”
‘Why?’
“Leg hurty ):”

Leg Hurty by lifta December 9, 2022

got your feelers hurt 

Getting feelings hurt, a cute way of saying it.

Aww, I'm sorry that asshole was so mean to you! You got your feelers hurt!

got your feelers hurt by Starchylde May 25, 2016

Hurts Like Satan

Term used by fans of Jared Leto to describe what it feels like to have sex with him. Thus giving way to the nickname of Satan when referring to his massive penis.

Holy guacamole it hurts like Satan. I may never walk again.

Hurts Like Satan by DoOrDie December 9, 2014

My left ear hurts 

This is a joke within the MCYT community about dreamnotfound. It originated from a tumblr post where a user stated that their left ear hurt whenever something to do with dreamnotfound happened. The fans now use this commonly as an inside joke among the fandom

My left ear hurts after that jackbox stream today

My left ear hurts by Megladon_Donuts March 6, 2021