hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock 

Extremely m-f-ing hot. Can be strengthened by appending "in Cairo."

"Kansas City in August is hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock." -Ichiro Suzuki

Your sister last night was hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock in Cairo. Unfortunately, now it itches.

hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock by Nick D July 23, 2006

parry hotter 

Popular wizard known throughout the dyslexic community.

When I grow up, I wanna be ujst ilke parry hotter.

parry hotter by Jacomba February 27, 2004

hotter than the devil's dick 

Excrutiatingly hot and humid.

Man, its hotter than the devil's dick today!

hotter than the devil's dick by Lynniecat April 20, 2006

Hotter on Facebook theory 

The theory that people always look hotter on facebook.

Usually caused through the use of photoshop to better ones self image and the picking of certain pictures that randomly happen to look better through lighting effects/angles.

Dude 1:WOAH did you see Anna's pictures on facebook?!?!
Dude 2:That chick is rape ugly in real life... man don't you know about the hotter on facebook theory???.... stay away

Dude 1:Ewww check out that chick over at that lunch table, it looks like a dog attacked her
Dude 2: WTF, I was checking her out on facebook last night and she was SMOKIN.

Hotter on Facebook theory by flavorflav February 16, 2009

hotter than balls 

When the weather is so damn hot, wet and humid, it's hotter than a man's balls. You're sweating so much that your pants stick to your ass and you just feel like shit.

My pants were tight, it was humid--I was hotter than balls.

hotter than balls by DPG60 June 15, 2007

the hotbed of sin 

Penn State University, Main campus

"I love my girlfriend so much."
"She's going to the hotbed of sin? You're screwed."

the hotbed of sin by the torpedo November 4, 2008

hotter than a three balled tom cat 

Yet another Southern way to describe something as being extremely fucking hot.

Peggy Mae, turn down the fucking heat, it's hotter than a three balled tom cat in here!!!

hotter than a three balled tom cat by WesNile December 14, 2007