Baby huffington 

A baby that’s easy to bother and annoy, and easily cries at everything.

I was babysitting my friend’s baby and he was totally pulling a Baby Huffington and he would not stop crying! I literally was in hell the whole time I was taking care of him!

Baby huffington by Justicewithtacosandweed August 24, 2018

hoefinger 

the act of smelling like a vagina.

after playing an arousing game of baskegtball, i smelled like hoefinger

hoefinger by blow me33447 December 7, 2005

kitten huffing 

From the Uncyclopedia:

Kitten huffing is a controversial practice that has recently been growing as a popular and healthy alternative to street drugs. Despite a long history in Western culture, the practice remains largely taboo. Excessive huffing has been known to produce undesirable side effects, including addiction, damaged sinuses, corrupted brains, which may lead to someone thinking they're something they aren't, and, in some cases, death. It is a general rule of thumb that anyone who huffs more then 3 kittens a day is an addict. Veteran huffers often caution against huffing more than a couple kittens per day as overdosing can be very unpleasant and quite dangerous.

Jimmy spent all night last night kitten huffing... he doesn't have eyes any more.

kitten huffing by rebornintheglory December 24, 2008

huffing gas 

When a person intentionally inhales gasoline (or any other petrol distillate) to get high. Larger quantities with produce a euphoric effect and cause hallucinations.

"Hey bro, wanna go huff some gas and get high?"

"Sure, I love huffing gas!"

huffing gas by mistahunta December 16, 2011

huffing and puffing

Being pissed off in total rage, heavy breathing and ready to kill!

Mona D was pissed off in total rage huffing and puffing when she threw the wooden chair at the wall.

huffing and puffing by Homesleeezy September 18, 2013

Hofling 

The feeling you get when you knock someone out

“When I hit that person I felt proper hofling”

Hofling by Humly November 14, 2019

huffing

1) Breathing fumes in order to get high.

2)The act of putting a splash of solvent or gasoline in a bad and repeatedly breathing in and out of the bag.

There were no good drugs in this town, so Pokey took to huffing acetone.

huffing by Xmas July 16, 2004