Hedgedork

A combination between a Hedgehog and Dork.

Hedgedorks are typically girls who are small, cute, and very cuddly. They are guarded on the outside but once you get close, they are very very sweet.

BF: My girlfriend is so sweet. She's kinda got the personality of a porcupine. But, she's really small and cute. And she's really dorky.

Friend: So she's like a hedgehog. She's a hedgedork!

by JCPV02 May 9, 2021

hedged it

When you stop at the bar to fit that last quick beer in and as your done chugging it and you're walking out you "verp" some in to your own hand, but not wanting to get it on the floor you just slurp it out of your own hand.

He chugged that last beer and on the way out he "hedged it."

by azfire March 11, 2018

henge

Japanese word for change; change of form.

Henge is seen a lot in Naruto to change from their appearance to that of another.

by Knyteguy August 11, 2004

Hedgedog

one that gets attach to women to easily and later becomes friend zoned.
one that gets denied and friend zoned by multiple women.

Steve got hedgedog when he was overly nice to his good friend Ruth who denied from the date.

by Cobana May 12, 2013

Honged

To be the benefactor of someone else creating excessive work for you unnecessarily. To be at the receiving end of an inherently needy and imposing person so that you in effect wind up ding their job for them.

1)I got Honged!

2)Damn, that is a lot of freaking tickets for that one office. Are they going for a record?

by Anonymous January 22, 2004

Hengest

the chuck norris of feral druids

omg did u see hengest yesterday i had to change my pants

by nylorac2 November 30, 2011

Hedged

Getting too drunk that your body cannot function correctly, equivalent to falling drunkenly in a hedge.

“What you doing tonight then”
“Few mates coming round, were all getting hedged”
“Sweet”

by Alicestoodley November 15, 2017