Heavens to Betsy

A Heavens to Betsy is a drink common to the People’s Republic of Massachusetts which is comprised of Raspberry Stoli vodka, Sprite, a splash of cranberry juice and a lime.

Yo toots, set me up with a Heavens to Betsy and make it snappy.

Heavens to Betsy by Handsome Paul February 12, 2022

Heavens Threesome

The alternative to a Devils Threesome. Instead of two guys and one girl, there are three guys (which is universally regarded as heaven).

Jackson: I'm going to have a threesome with Joe and Jason.
Margaret: I'm so jealous! You're going to heaven in a Heavens Threesome!

* Chorus of Angels begin singing from the sky *

Heavens Threesome by Jessica Candy July 26, 2023

Good heavens 

A mild exclamation of amazement, shock, etc.

Good heavens, just look at the time!

Good heavens by CharlieWilliams July 13, 2016

heavenese 

A person who comes from Heaven

Hey where are you from? Im from Heaven, %100 heavenese.

heavenese by Lol_indigo May 9, 2023

Heavens 

Extremely well done oral sex.

Kenny: Im horny af.
Jeremy: Get some heavens from Britney, that shit had me absolutely levitating. My soul left the earth for a minute.

Heavens by socratesjr January 4, 2022

oh my heavens 

When you see or hear some thing shocking or disturbing that you were not expecting, you say "Oh my heavens"
Like Oh my God

Joseph: "do you know what this pic is about?"
Maria: "Well, i don't know. Can you tell me Joseph?"
Joseph:"This is about children who died due to the chemical weapons"
Maria: "Oh my heavens"

oh my heavens by Goforit July 11, 2014

Heavens Threesome

The alternative to a Devils Threesome where instead of two guys and one girl there are two girls and one guy....this is the good kind (Hence the word heaven).

Ollie: Yeah I was thinking of having a threesome with Chloe and Elize

Jason: Dude thats a Heavens Threesome!

*Jason and Ollie high fives*

Heavens Threesome by JVaity July 7, 2010