pocket healer 

The guy/gal following you in PvP (in MMOs), healing you. Basically, your personal healer. Sadly, they're the first ones to be attacked if the enemies are smart. If they're not, they get owned. Be nice to pocket healers... or you'll die.

Me: Yo man, I'm dying here! Throw a heal plz!
Pocket healer: *heals me*
Me: Thanks! Sup, bitches? *proceeds to destroy enemies*

pocket healer by vutraz January 7, 2012

Pedo Joe and the Nappy Headed Hoe 

A term used to describe Joe Biden and Kamala Harris in a nasty way due to pictures of Biden sniffing little kids surfacing and Harris known to be sleeping with older married men in order to advance in her political career.

Trump had the election stolen from him. No way I'm gonna support Pedo Joe and the Nappy Headed Hoe

Pedo Joe and the Nappy Headed Hoe by TommyNoleBuc June 6, 2021

Three-headed monkey 

Mythical creature, the possible presence of which makes a great distraction.

I'm going to read all 3174 passages of my new book to you.

I'm sure that'll be interest.....Look! A three-headed monkey!

Three-headed monkey by Snake March 9, 2005

heated thumb warmer

To give a guy with a chode a handjob.

Hey big boy you want a heated thumb warmer?

heated thumb warmer by Dafghdugresgcdf December 7, 2013

two headed blow job 

A blow job from conjoined twins

Man, I think the last thing on my bucket list is to get a two headed blow job from those conjoined twins up the road. Then my life is complete

two headed blow job by Slick&Silly July 28, 2017

heated seats 

The act of concealing your handgun under your car seat. The car manufacturer Audi, and a few others placed a built in compartment underneath the driver and passenger seats for storing items. This compartment can be used to store your firearm.

Example 1. "You better watch yourself tryin' to run up on them after bouncin' from the club, I heard they got the heated seats"

Example 2. "Me and my boy both keep our burners under our seats, xd40 n glock 40, we got the heated seats baby!"

heated seats by seat heater May 7, 2011

Spring Heeled Jack 

A demon of English folklore who was first reported in the UK in the year 1837.

According to legend Spring Heeled Jack only appears at night abducting people, though he abducts women most of the time.

He is a feared demon who causes the disapearance of many; It's unknown what happens to his victims.

Spring Heeled Jack is said to look like a mustached gentleman wearing a suit, shoes, tie, gloves, top hat, and a monicle.

Spring Heeled Jack is said to jump very high and that he can leap through great distaces which gives him the appearance of flight.
(hence the name Spring Heeled Jack)

It is believed that he has super jumping abilities, others claim that his shoes have springs.

It is also belived that salt is his weakness, it is said that salt can turn him into stone.

In the legend, water can restore Jack from being a stone statue.

I saw Spring Heeled Jack Jumping over the entire neighborhood.

Spring Heeled Jack by SuperDinner4 March 14, 2011