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halfer cock

An abnormal dick where the foreskin stops halfway down your shaft and sags there like an old ladies titts. One of the rarest disformalities of the dick. Nobody wants to be a halfer.
My friend Austin Schwabenbauer has a halfer cock, boy do i feel bad for him.
halfer cock by Elwood69er October 1, 2017

buckled halfer

faulty human being.incapable of carrying out tasks,both physical and mental,expected of average conventional person.
not applicable to those suffering from diagnosed medical conditions.
can be either a temporary or permanent state of being.
term of abuse used to indicate the ridiculous behaviour of an individual.
only a buckled halfer would tweet pictures of their own genitals.

what kind of buckled halfer are you?
buckled halfer by Nesty. January 4, 2012

34 and a halfer

someone who can suck their penis or vagina,69ing by themselves.
that circus freak is so limber he can suck his own dick, he don't need a partner to 69,thats a 34 and a halfer.

taking matters into your own mouth.

if you want something done right, do it yourself.
34 and a halfer by snatchtrapp October 20, 2008

Half Halfer

A Half Halfer is a African American who is also White. It is usually use in a joke.
Haha look at that Kid Simon, hes a Half Halfer!
Half Halfer by Louis Cartel April 29, 2006

Polish halfer

To take a half day off for the first half of your shift.
Timm took a Polish halfer on Monday, after the Sunday night Packer game.
Polish halfer by phonedawgz December 5, 2021

Jim Halpert

The GOD of all pranks against a certain beet farmer.
Called “Big Tuna” by Andy Bernard.
Also, he will steal your girl.

Then marry her.
Roy: “Halpert stole my bride!”
Michael:”That is so..... SO like Jim.”
Roy: “Jim Halpert.”