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Stands for “The Horny Time Scale.” A measurement of the minimum amount of time it would theoretically take for two people, and or characters, to begin to bang if given a room alone, we’re bored, and had no prior plans to have sex.
Person 1: Yo i think these two are very horny

Person 2: Really?

Person 1: Yeah! on The HTS scale i’d say around only 10 minutes.
The HTS by Queen Breezy June 20, 2021
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When you are in smoking circle and one person is not passing the bowl, joint, blunt, etc. you tell them to HTSMF (Hit that shit mother fucker)
HTSMF or pass it before I fucking shank you!
HTSMF by The Mad Tea-Bagger March 1, 2009
Related Words
hts HTSD HTSI htske HTSLTS HTSMF htso htspaghetti HTSYS Htsyb
An acronym that stands for "Hate the sin, Love the sinner", an attitude taken by some religious folks against homosexuality, explaining that while they dislike homosexuality as an apparent "sin", they still love the person, or the "sinner".
A: Did you hear that X is gay?
B: Oh, that's absolutely terrible!
A: Oy, don't you think that's a little homophobic?
B: No, no! HTSLTS, I still think X is a good person.
A: That's BS
HTSLTS by Futile Crush December 16, 2010
Htsyb ( Hit- zip)

When you see your childhood friend or someone you know from your childhood, you say Htsyb.

H - Happy

T- To
S- see

Y- you
B- Bud
Jason: *walks on the street*
Stranger: *from the street*: Hey Jason! remember me?
Jason: Htsyb! Missed you so much! How can I ever forget you?
Htsyb by Goldey the brilliant November 30, 2021

htspaghetti 

When your palms are sweaty, knees are weak and arms are heavy. May also include vomit on your sweater already but only if it's moms spaghetti
I was ready to drop bombs but then I had htspaghetti
htspaghetti by Sprubinoff February 15, 2015
HTSD Hold That Shit Down or to keep it together
Jim and Brooks relationship is so good Jim really knows how to HTSD
HTSD by ItzTheDreeam December 1, 2018
Ben: damn bro I really just got coronavirus :(

Ilan: shit dude HTSI
HTSI by Frooty-loops July 29, 2021