Gunching 

The act of masturbating and eating your own ejaculate

"I saw this video of a monkey gunching yesterday"
"That's fucking disgusting"

Gunching by VacTro3 June 30, 2024

Gelching 

The act of ejaculating onto someone’s glasses and then getting said person to lick it off

Alex: Man I totally gelching with her last night
Conor: That’s sick dude

Gelching by Keicircoober January 17, 2025

gunching 

enagaging in the based activities of a zo clan

No gunching in the chat.

gunching by gunchpoop May 16, 2025

Grulching 

The act of sticking a toothpick in your p-hole and running up against a wall jamming the toothpick into your p-hole.

Had a killer Grulching session last night. It was incredibly painful.

Grulching by BluDru42 September 5, 2025