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jack gruber 

Noun
1. One uniquely gay ass nigga

2. Definitely not a Daniel
"Who the fuck is Daniel... that's Jack dude."

Origin
> Los Angeles, CA (2008), originally some random bitch elevated to new status through sheer will of peer pressure

Related Terms
Brian Jewenstein (also of the genus, faggot), Adam Israelbaum (of the tangential faggotini strain of bitch ass niggas)
Jack Gruber -

"Who the fuck is Daniel... that's Jack dude."
jack gruber by C-MackDaddy-Dizzle December 4, 2014

Hans Gruber 

Adjective - Used to describe an item or activity that has been overplayed ad infinitum. (Hans Gruber was a villian on the original Die Hard movie that had a certain flair for overdoing things).
That (insert brand) (insert item) is the Hans Gruber!
Hans Gruber by Imp1 January 10, 2014

Dirty Gruber 

Dirty Gruber is when copious amounts of fecal matter cover your backside, in which normal sanitary practices are inadequate.
Oh my, I need to shower I got me a dirty gruber.
Dirty Gruber by Knuckles September 27, 2019

Mc Gruber 

to smack people(s) with a potato
bob Mc Grubered lenny, because lenny is a douche
Mc Gruber by FJ November 17, 2004

Miss Gruber 

Miss Gruber is a ginger maths teacher and is the weirdest teacher known to man kind.
Pupil "hey miss gruber i need help"

Miss Gruber "go stand outside the class!!!!"

Pupil "bro wtf"

Grubered 

(Verb) To mislead the public into believing lies to achieve personal ideological laws pass.
The President really grubered us on that healthcare bill.
Grubered by Cree Wise November 14, 2014

Grubermeister 

Someone getting beligerant drunk of European beer.
Kevin French declaring himself the Grubermeister while drinking Gruberhof.
Grubermeister by Dr. Toboggan February 20, 2012