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Death Grip Syndrome

A condition where a man suffers erectile dysfunction due to holding his...reproductive organ too tightly while pleasuring himself.
Death Grip Syndrome.

...No comment. This IS a real thing, but...no comment.

Lips that grip syndrome 

Lips that grips syndrome is when a man dates/sleeps with an obviously toxic woman who has the potential to ruin his life. His justification for going back is that the sex is too good to walk away from.
Charles is dating a woman named Jessica who pressed charges against him, after she suspected they weren't exclusive. She gave herself bruises and cut herself to make it look believable. Charles keeps going back to her despite this. He suffers from Lips that grip syndrome.

death grip syndrome

An inability to ejaculate due to either psychological inhibition or through desensitization of the penis from one's hands.

Lotus grip suki gap

When using chopsticks to grasp testicles and insert them into the vagina
Later do you want to test my skills of lotus grip suki gap? I’ve gotten quite good at the first part.

grip and sip 

Slang used to refer to the consumption of an intoxicating beverage, especially when the intent is to become very drunk. It can mean either the act of drinking or the beverage itself.
1. Hey, you ready to grip and sip tonight?
2. Damn, I need to get some grip and sip.
grip and sip by thebsup October 20, 2012

Reverse-Grip Chicago Style 

The act of male masturbation where your hand is reversed. (Thumb and index finger towards the shaft towards the balls) and stroking slowly in a fluid motion.
kyle did you jerk off today?

Yea but I had to switch it up so I went reverse-grip Chicago style