take for granted

something that is a given from the beginning of your life to the end

My Family- take for granted

take for granted by Master Basser May 4, 2006

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Oscar Granted

Shot in the back of the head, possibly after being firmly placed on the ground.

I just can't brain today
got oscar granted a grip ago

Oscar Granted by husslechump July 19, 2010

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Chris Granted

When someone is Chris Granted, it means they were in a fight where the aggressor punches the opponent and the opponent tanks all of the punches because they punches were very weak.

Yo, look at Bob, he just Chris Granted those punches from Tommy.

Chris Granted by BigBackSR March 26, 2026

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Chris Granted

When someone was Chris Granted, it means they tanked all of their aggressor’s punches because the punches were very weak.

Yo, look at John, he just Chris Granted all of those punches.

Chris Granted by BigBackSR March 26, 2026

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I have granted kids to hell

If you decoded this message using the record of Ashley's song in WarioWare: Touched!, you probably had way too much time on your hands.

I wonder what happens if I play around with the record like a toy...
(spins record at fast speed, hears "I have granted kids to hell")
Oh no! I think my parents heard what I did! Now they're gonna kill me and file an FCC complaint.

I have granted kids to hell by The Real Driller August 19, 2023

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What If Soho By Sparta Granted Immortality, Would The Vocalist Grant It <Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger AddOak>

What If Soho By Sparta Granted Immortality, Would The Vocalist Grant It <Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger AddOak> by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025

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